ol' wopty

A tall tale/alibi for infidelity. Used by Kanye West in the song "Flashing Lights."

She in the mirror dancing so sleazy
I get a call like, “Where are you Yeezy?”
And try to hit you with the ol' wopty
Until I got flashed by the paparazzi

by tojojo May 29, 2008

Wet Wompy

The act of ejaculating into your hand after intercourse, rubbing the semen on your testicles, and prodceding to tea bag your partner.

Bob gave his mother a wet wompy last night

by Pwn-Star September 29, 2006

womptard

a person who only listens to dubstep, believes any form of jungle or drum and bass to be dubstep, and all other genres of techno are shit.
a group of people at a club or rave who ruined it for everyone else

Steve- Wanna go see deadmau5?
Womptard- Does he play dubstep?
Steve- No.
Womptard- He suxs, i love dubstep.

by v10l3nc3 April 13, 2011

Wompyjawed

Will not work properly, screwed up, messed up, cross eyed, crooked, etc.

After that guy got beat up, he looked all wompyjawed.

by TheBamaBean March 31, 2015

Woopty Wop

The act of constantly avoiding pursuers that are giving chase in close quarters by using constant evasive maneuvers; similar to juking

Guy 1: Did you see how Jake got away from the 5 Policemen that was chasing him after the party yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah dude that shit was insane! He was jumping over fences and going left to right. He really woopty wopped the hell outta them

by XyAnimeGuy December 7, 2021

wompy

Another term for vagina

"My Wompy Hurts"
"Stop acting like a wompy"

by Tinibiggs March 31, 2009

wompy jawed

a word meaning mis aligned or crooked.

a car has a bent wheel. friend "a" said to friend "b" yo dude look at that car, it got a wompy jawed wheel!

by yo'dude January 21, 2010