wellinger

a variation of 'mooning' someone, but done from inside an automobile with your testacles pulled behind your legs into your butt-crack and pressed up against the inside of the window glass. Looks quite offensive.

example: We pulled alongside the carload of nuns and gave them a wellinger

by Herman Gardens September 4, 2008

Wtfingers

An expression you use when you have just typed something entirely unintelligible or when you type one word when you meant to type another. Usually due to other things on your mind at the time.

Comparable to a Freudian slip of the fingers.

Bill: check out my girlfriend's new picture -link-
Bob: hmm, i dont remember seeing that tits before.
Bob: and by tits, i meant shirt...
Bob: wtfingers.
Bill: >:(

by Omega192 October 6, 2009

Willfingers

Noun. Used to imply that someone is making a great deal of simple typographical errors during an online chat session; esp. when the person fails to correct him or herself in a timely manner.

"We were chatting online, but he was totally wasted and was typing like a damn Willfingers."

"He was typing one-handed, but, so his friends wouldn't find out, he blamed it on the Willfingers."

by Lemon Sawdust September 30, 2004

lone wolfing

When a person goes to a bar with no wingmen/women or compatriots. Their mission is to scout out a bar, local women/men, or to get their, tainted by MADD, drink on (damn those bitches). Also a lone wolf is easy prey to the cougar. They deliberately walk into cougar territory to be sexually devoured

My friend said they fell asleep after we had plans to hang, my hair was spiked so I went lone wolfing across the street to get f'ed up.

I wanted the forbidden cougar so I went lone wolfing. It was heavenly : )

by funkytrev August 6, 2010

Dick Wolfing

Ingesting both Speed(amphetamine) and Weed for the purposes of creatively enhancing one's work or group activity in which the creative enhancement of weed works in coalition with the focus enhancing elements of speed. In Reference to the Law and Order producers DIck Wolf and his Co-Producer Speed Weed.

''We will be dick wolfing so hard tonight bois ''

by Nedward Lorencio February 26, 2022

wolfing

Letting your hair grow out. Could be hair, facial hair, body, pubic or all of it.

ex: I'm not cutting my hair for a while im wolfing it.

ex: I need a hair cut im wolfing.

ex: oops cut a little too much off..let it wolf i'll cut you up good next time

by mtooner January 23, 2010

T Wolfing

When you own a 1995 yamaha timberwolf and you get crazy on it in the snow!

yo johnny just got buck around that corner on the twolf! so now he is T Wolfing

by donlin259 May 19, 2010