Poo Hog Wokey

Someone who is stuck in their own chair because they’re too overweight and is too lazy to go to the toilet so they fester and fidgets and in their own shit.

Darren the fat bastard hasn’t gotten up from that chair in weeks he must be a Poo hog wokey.

by oopi April 22, 2025

Wokey Jokey

Anything that was formally innocent and fun that's become obscene and absurd due to woke ideology. Origin: from the song and dance, Hokey Pokey. Woke version: You stick your pronouns in, you stick your penis out, you cut it off, then you start to scream and shout. You do the Wokey Jokey and turn yourself into girl, that's what it's all about!

Advertising used to be funny or entertaining, but now they are wokey jokey.

by Faguar December 10, 2025

Wokey-Dokey

When you let a woke person take charge of something and assume everything will be ok.

Andrew: Hey Vegan Protester. Take care of the meat shop while i’m gone. I need someone to run it.
Vegan Protester: Well, Wokey-Dokey.

by Andrewkid336 June 23, 2023

Depressi Fokey Wokey TEA

u like drinking tea

I WANT Depressi Fokey Wokey TEA

by FOKEMAN June 22, 2022

Wokeye

When you have a lazy eye or one eye is shorter than the other.

you got wokeye ya cunt

by wokeye May 11, 2022