thick and pasty twenty-wiper

When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper

Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.

Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.

by Mr70Homers October 2, 2021

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dirt whisperer

Noun: A homosexual man who makes passes at another man through the use of social media with the intention of getting dirty.

That doctor must be a dirt whisperer with all the things he said about his landscaper on Facebook.

by MJ\/FB October 8, 2013

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wiper-tempo

the way windshield wipers act like metronomes and can dangerously affect the speed at which people drive in the rain – i.e., increasing rainfall = increasing wiper speed = increasing vehicle speed.

There’d be way fewer accidents in the rain, if they’d reinvent windshield wipers, eliminating wiper-tempo.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ß€₡ʞ March 17, 2014

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A guy who enjoys listening to the messed up stories of strippers as much as, if not more than watching them dance. He is like the amateur psychologist of the strip club community and always ends up in an extended conversation with the girls.

A skilled stripper whisperer will help his crew stay clear of any unnecessary drama, and pair up each of his boys with the correct dancer for their personal brand of crazy.

Next time you hit the strip club, bring my cousin. The guy's a straight up stripper whisperer. He'll have the deets on all the girls.

by K. Washington July 26, 2016

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Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer

Briggsy has, over time, developed the unique talent of being able to communicate with the largest living land animals through the use of his incredibly deep voice which has an expansive range of between 300-600km. He has honed this ability onto preying on any women over 16st in weight. It is rumoured that his deep tones have attractive qualities for these women, so they are easily lured into his miniscule frame.

What's that rumbling? the ground is starting to shake...is it the sound of Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer luring his pie eating salad dodgers or is it a herd of the fat 'meat-wagons' travelling to his lair?

by sunday roast with two sows August 24, 2006

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