Winnits

dark, dried, un-wiped faeces attached to the outside of the anal area/on the anal hair.

"John, you seriously smell bad"
"Sorry, there wasn't enough toilet paper left; i got Winnits".
"What's that??"
"Basically, i have Dried Bum Crumbs".

by DannyCoonfishH October 21, 2010

Winnits

Small ball like, shit pieces hanging from the hairs of an uncleaned/dirty anus.

I licked the winnits of my ex girlfriend Lauren.

by Jack Oldfield N.Wales June 01, 2019

Winnits

The dry, flaky or crispy/crunchy pieces of excrement around the anus

Hi how are you? do you want to pick my winnits?

by jamesinoz November 25, 2007

winnitation

This is the process by which one gets annoyed, irritated or constantly badgered by an individual known as a winnit.

Everytime Julio comes round to visit it's just winnitation for the nation!

by Steve, Mel, Sara August 09, 2006

Winnit

Winning + Innit

Guy one : What we doing today
Guy two : winnit

by Dctyasuo February 11, 2021

Winnits

An internet virus that attacks chat rooms and football forums at large. The virus is developed to never leave its designated forum - bombarding it with relentless posts.

"Oh no, there's a winnits in our chat room"

by Alex C January 05, 2004

winnits

Also the streaks of poo that appear on a man's willy after anal sex

Ugh, you've got winnits! You're a fag!

by David from Kingsbury November 07, 2003