winning the rat race

This is a cynical saying about competition in life, the rats keep winning the rat race. The low and ruthless become most successful.

I'm gonna retire l am tired of the rats winning the rat race.

by I, Wreckerrr May 11, 2021

winning big on a tv game show

James Holzhauer. Literally just James Holzhauer

James Holzhauer was really winning big on a tv game show until he lost the game

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa72 February 18, 2021

duh winning

To reach a pinnacle of success despite the heavy use of drugs and hookers. The person who reaches this pinnacle usually has tiger's blood flowing through them.

Interviewer: So what have you been doing lately?

Winner: Duh winning, why else would I have tiger's blood flow through my veins?

Interviewer: Maybe cause you got Hep C from all those hookers.

by Taco Van March 26, 2011

award winning turd

A turd so incredible that it merits formal recognition.

There is absolutely no doubt that this was an award winning turd!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

p*winking

I suggestive sexual term referring to the art of touching one's self inappropriatly

I'm just going to be p*winking in my basement all weekend.

by dabreezey March 16, 2010

winging it

to improvise with little preparation

When he was asked a question about the budget, it was clear that he was winging it and was unprepared for the question.

by John Cecil November 1, 2003

split the winnings

To halt the laying of a cable halfway through.

"And after four days without movement, Job took up his toilet and great was his relief. But even as he released his burden there came a voice and it was the Lord. And the Lord spoke in a loud voice saying Come unto Me Job. And Job replied saying Oh God, what is it this time, for I have only just sat down. And great was the wrath of the Lord. And He commanded Job to split the winnings and come now unto Him. And great was Job's discomfort. (from 'The Book of Job',Ch.9)

by The Ice Man April 1, 2007