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windows update 

(n.) - A utility installed on most newer Windows OS's, which is used for simple minded folk to easily ""fix"" the holes in common windows programs.
i. Bob doesn't understand how to update his computer in a proper manner, so he uses windows update instead.
windows update by Agent Spork November 13, 2003

windows update 

also known as a privacy intrusion, to see how big of a p***y you are. think about the definition versus the pronunciation.
I downloaded a windows update today about a virus that targeted only windows users. Once I downloaded this, i got various error messages saying how scared and afraid i was and how worthless i am to the empire of microsoft, comrade. the virus coudln't possibly be as bad as the updates.
windows update by the_pwner January 28, 2004

windows update 

A whole bunch of useless crud.
Internet Explorer 6 Service Pack 1

windows update 

OMFG my computer got infected by a Windows Update! OH NOES!
windows update by Source November 12, 2003

windows update 

the act of spying a fine specimen of the fairer sex undressing without having first closed the curtains.
"hey man, come here and look over the road... serious windows update!"

windows update 

Something that a bunch of hyped up on Starbuck's coffee Bill Gates employees should have thought of in foresight
Bob: Hey Chris, let's run down to Starbuck's and then go by the office supply store on the way back. I wanna get one the new Star Trek pocket protectors while they have some left.

Chris: Yeah, that sounds cool dude. Let's just blow all this off. We can always make like a Windows Update type thing for this shit.

Bob: Haha..yeah. hahaha

Chris: Yeah, haha. Screw this. Hey, I got first dibs on the Warf pocket protector...
windows update by Super Gerbil October 29, 2003