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Windows 10 

A shitty mediocre operating system by Microsoft. Pretty much all of its "features" are directly recycled from Windows 7 OR are designed for those who couldn't be trusted to screw in a light bulb. Oh, and this one promises to track your every move, so watch out all you internet pedophiles out there!!

They'll know who you are!
Gary dispensed a liberal helping of lotion onto his palm when suddenly the FBI crashed through the door. "Damn you, Windows 10!" He screamed whilst they hauled his ass to the pokey.
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Windows 10 

The act of asking someone to do someone to do something over and over, until they agree. Microsoft has been known to 'Windows 10' its customers.
Bob: Will you go out with me, please?
Robetta: For the 100th time, no. Don't Windows 10 me.
Windows 10 by sorionette May 25, 2016

Windows 10 

Spyware with nothing but driver errors, and error codes.

I'd say you're better off using anything but windows 10.So windows 8, windows 7, linux, etc.
If you're gonna use windows 10, prepare to come across every windows error in existence, "IN JUST ONE DAY"
Windows 10 by UnknownPersonsss September 20, 2019

Windows 10 

Microsoft's biggest mistake
I downloaded Windows 10..... My computer crashed instantly
Windows 10 by Rubberduck15 June 29, 2017

Windows 10 

An operating system that likes to annoy you a lot on other Windows operating systems. It also has a new version of Internet Explorer called Microsoft Edge.
Windows 10 Popup: Your PC is ready for your free upgrade.
Basically everyone: Fuck off!.
Windows 10 by Slav Hardbass May 29, 2018

Windows 10 

Mike: Hey dude, you got Windows 10?
Bill: Yeah. It was a waste of my money.
Windows 10 by Sunila Sharma January 4, 2021