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Wind Job

a natural phenomenon that occurs when the unharnessed suction power of the earth's winds bring a man to orgasm unexpectedly. The resulting feeling provides new motivation for the affected male to seek a career in renewable energy development.
by Dark Chocolate V2 October 17, 2012
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Oklahoma Wind

When laying in bed with your other, you fart, wait a second or two and lift the covers and drop them fast creating a rush of ass smelling wind straight to your others face.
I gave Laura Oklahoma Wind last night before she slapped me and made me sleep down stairs.
by xkfalling September 14, 2010
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wind-down time

Chilling out time before leaving work for the day. Preferably starting right after lunch time.
Man I can't wait for after lunch for wind-down time to begin.
by I have all the answers December 3, 2014
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Doctor Windbag

A pompous, self-aggrandizing, egotistical blowhard, who happens to have achieved a doctoral degree in something.
Doctor Windbag will be there, so you may want to find yourself a convenient scheduling conflict.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2018
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window weather

Cold (often windy) but sunny weather that looks extremely pleasant through the window when one is inside, but is in fact quite uncomfortable to be outside in.

origin: An Icelandic expression: "Gluggaveður" (literally: Window-weather).
A-"have you looked outside? what a nice day we're having!"

B-"This looks like window weather to me. You should bring a jacket."
by Stabilo-Boss-original November 20, 2013
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Broken windows

That foo is smoking broken windows
by Eagerone September 12, 2018
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alpha widow

A woman, usually with average sexual market value (SMV), who sleeps with a high sexual market value male , a/k/a the alpha male, who does not wish to have a long-term relationship with the woman. The woman views the alpha male as superior to most, if not all, of the other men pursuing her, and so the woman continues to lust after the alpha male she cannot have, sacrificing future long-term relationships with lower-SMV men, making her a "widow", in a sense, to the original alpha male.
Jane could never seem to get over her one true love, Rocco, even after she was married to John. Jane must be an alpha widow.
by Bolo919 December 2, 2017
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