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Windie

a reference to wind energy. The term refers to the fact that wind energy isn't as "big" as oil or coal - for example - and hasn't "sold-out" yet. Therefore, the energy can be described as indie, and when one combines the words "indie" and "windy" the result is "windie."
That's so windie.
by The Yacht Buyer April 19, 2010
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windigestion

Windigestion is when you have indigestion coupled with a bit of trapped wind, hence windigestion. It can be quite painful!
I should never have had those beans on toast tonight after that huge meal I had for lunch, now I've got a case of really bad windigestion.
by Lizzie the Frog October 9, 2008
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Windier

the inner regions of a very heavy person's butt crack. Like a brazier for the female bust it is a holder or carrier for dark and saddening winds.
Used in sentence: "As Big Phil stood up, it suddenly smelled like he had popped the clip on his windier"
by Assimmie April 25, 2014
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The Winkies

When you're so tired that you start acting all loopy, giggling at everything, making no sense, etc. Also referred to as being "sleepy-drunk."
Man, you should have heard the ridiculous stuff that Tiff started saying around 2AM. She had the winkies and she couldn't stop giggling at the word 'buttons.'
by Latishaz March 17, 2011
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windie licker

Originally a Northern Irish term, but spreading rapidly through Usenet. A derogatory term for someone of very low intelligence or who is mentally retarded. Originates from the buses that transport mentally deficient people where the occupants can be seen licking the windows.
M3 licensees are all a bunch of windie lickers
by windie licker October 17, 2006
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windesheim

A place, wonderful as it may sound, which tries to educate pupils for the future but fails miserably
Janet: "I go to Windesheim to study" Joe: "Oh sweet, I'm also retarded."
by lowlyc2001 December 9, 2019
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Windish Potato

The Windish Potato is a move to be executed only by the most skilled anal entry technicians. Though simple in design, its very nature presents serious risk to the safety of the performer's manberries and thus should not be attempted by amateurs or the unskilled. Consider yourself warned.
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It consists of the following - upon achieving full penetration of the victim's slotch, the performer reaches through his own ass gap from behind and CAREFULLY places his thumb behind whichever nut he considers to be the most expendable and pushes it, as quickly as is expedient, into the victim's bungwhistle. The true danger is now at hand, for the possibility of sudden and ruinous butthole contraction is ever-present. The mark of the true potato-master is the ability to elicit moans of joy, rather than screams of pain or expulsions of gas, by using this technique. Use of lubrication is advised unless victim has sufficiently pustulent ass-herpes.
Little Timmy tried to give Jewish Jane the windish potato but found that the gap needed to reposition a nut for insertion was greater than the length of his pecker. Suspecting mischief, she unleashed her venomous couderfangs and de-balled the poor fucker right there.
by Dr. Gupta Gipti, Internal Med January 20, 2009
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