breakfast at wimbledon

Having breakfast at wimbledon is having sex in the morning, presumably with the person with whom you spent the previous night. The phrase comes from the name of the long-standing preview show before televised portions of the famed tennis tournament in England.

"Hey guys. I was in a hurry this morning, but I was able to snag some breakfast at wimbledon before work."

by crewsanctioned July 31, 2009

winslett

A super sexy female who attracts guys every where she goes.

damm look at that winslett!

by shmexy November 26, 2007

michael winslow

Michael Winslow, the Man of 10000 sound effects. for his ability to make realistic sound effects using only his voice.

nothing can beat Michael Winslow's jimi hendrix guitar playing effects

by NoRest June 5, 2006

Wimple

An expulsion of air from the end of a penis. Usually happens when a novice gives a blow job and actually blows air into the penis.

Also used as an insult, suggesting that someone is a dick-fart.

I knew she didn't know what she was doing -- I wimpled for an hour after she blew me.

Dude, you're such a wimple. Go back to your closet and cry.

by Dharma Midget June 22, 2016

Hank J. wimbleton

The name of the "hero" of Madness combat, and the following episodes by the flash animator Krinkles. His name is revealed in episode 5, "Madness Apotheosis" on a wanted sign.

Hank J. wimbleton is the most badass mofo ever!

by Jim September 8, 2005

Carl Winslow'd

To burn someone in a sarcastic and ironic manner, while referencing the 1990s.

1) Oh no, I just cut my wrist with my slap bracelet. Looks like I Carl Winslow'd myself.
2) Haha, you just spilled Vanilla Coke on your New Kids on the Block shirt. Carl Winslow'd!

by Nancy S. February 13, 2009

Wimblington

Is one of the most boring places on the earth with one shop, 2 churches and a load of cats. Usually inhabited by people who would rather move to Chatteris because they love forks. The main attraction is a horse whose cock can grow rapidly and disappear and look like a female horse.

'I'm sick of Wimbo, I love forks and hate cats, I'm moving to Chatteris.'

'I really like horse penis, I may move to Wimblington.'

by CLACALAL November 1, 2011