W.I.M.L (What Is My Life) It's a point in time when you reflect on your life and come to the conclusion that its weird, a disaster, confusing, or any extreme feeling.
WIML is the term used by wine aficionados when they pass on a wineries allocation of wine for that year. It derives from the moniker Wine Is My Life, a well known wine geek from Texas who seemingly passes on every shipment known to man with the exceptions of Kosta Browne and Sine Qua Non.
The Rochioli allocations came out yesterday. I'm going to WIML this one.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.