willy wonka

an idiot or just a plonker

dave: i love you john
john: shut up you good for nothin willy wonka

by andrewlongnose April 15, 2008

willy wonka

while having an intercourse there is a shortage of condoms,you use a choclate bar wrapper for protection of the penis and the the victim (slut,girl friend,nurse,mum,friends mum etc) having a baby.

" bob did it willy wonka styles last night."

by homestar November 17, 2004

willy wonka

-A pedophiler using a chocolate bar to seduce a young boy, while melting chocolate between his ass cheeks.

-an old man jerking off to the movie Willy Wonka while eating chocolate., and screaming Willy oh Willy

-Hey Katelyn, did you hear that Nick got a Willy Wonka the other night! He was totally freaked out!

-Hey Tanner I heard your grandpa last night...does he like too Willy Wonka often?

by Britt-Neigh March 13, 2007

willy wonka

a womans bosom, o fuck that breast or tits, basically if a man saw your willy wonkas his little sprinkler would jump up and he would pound you. and it is also a little kids movie. no it has nothing to do with boobs. but it's a light pink mushy kinda soft part of the womans body that is a lot of fun to feal and practice druming on

boy: nice willy wonkas
girl: really
boy: let me pound you

by fatpeopleh8er's June 11, 2006

willy wonka

skull fucking while shitting down chest

I was doing naked pull ups and she started blowing me, so i wrapped my legs around her head and gave her the willy wonka.

by jomo85 April 27, 2006

Willy Wonka

Willy Wonka is feared and respected amongst all. Anybody who goes by the name of Willy Wonka… just know he’s not to be played around with. Disrespecting Willy Wonka is like disrespecting Kobe Bryant in basketball. If you do Willy Wonka wrong, he’ll do you worse. WILLY FUCKIN WONKA ‼️

OPP 1 : Who’s next?

OPP 2 : Willy Wonka

OPP 1 : Alright, let’s go

OPP 2 : Are you dumb! We can’t go

OPP 1 : Why not?

OPP 2: Because he’s the one and only… Willy Wonka

by The Bad Guy💔🧟‍♂️ November 14, 2021

Willy Wonka

He is so freaking hot and sexy. Especially with the “you see me winding and grinding up on that pole” song. His jaw line is insane and when he calls you a ✨bad nut ✨ it will make you drool.

Willy wonka is sexy af

by truebluemeanings August 25, 2020