Willard

Is an abnormally tall Asian male human known to inhabit the southeastern United States. Willard’s are often skilled in electronic gaming, as all Asian humans typically are. A Willard, by nature tends to negatively judge the actions of those around him. This is usually done by positioning his head slightly downwards and adjusting his eyes upwards to make eye contact with the person or persons being judged. Another characteristic of a Willard is a freakishly deep voice. Scientists believe this is a evolutionary trait so that the Willard can cast a more authoritative tone when handing his judgment.

The typical diet of a Willard is Taco Bell, trail mix, ranch veggie straws, and Coke Zero. If a meal cost more than $5 US dollars, the Willard is physically unable to ingest the food.
I noticed a Willard in my backyard. It just sat there, judging me.
by Navygunner77 September 20, 2018
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A funny outgoing person who makes everyone around him happy, works out every single day and has huge arms and looks like a ken doll, everyone loves him , he’s a crowd pleaser and doesn’t have anything to do with a penis 😂
Wow girl your dating Willard your so lucky
by Nova August 08, 2019
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A measurement of distance; a distance equal to the length of the average human, male's penis (5.5 in).
Mathew is packin' about 1.5 Willards. A mile is 11.52 kilowillards long.
by indubitably01 April 29, 2010
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D-Lo, are these your willards on the soap in the shower? They're brown and curly!
by Balls 06 May 15, 2006
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To present a handful of rats to your partner during intercourse with the intention of scaring the living shit out of her.
So, me and my girlfriend were having sex and i wanted to make it more exciting so I pulled a Willard.....She dumped me.
by Lester M. Olester June 30, 2010
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- "Has anyone seen John lately?"
- "I just saw him and Stacy go upstairs"
- "That's his sister?!?!"
- "Yeah, he's a Willard."
by Mt. Willard April 17, 2020
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A term to describe random players you are grouped with in matchmaking video games.
Ugh. I hate playing Call of Duty by myself! The Willards I get stuck with always suck!
by MrKrunchberry November 02, 2011
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