Willard

Super Sexy and He might be scary looking but if he lets you inside his wall of protection he’s the Sweetest,smartest, most selfless, romantic, protective, Seductive, best man I’ve ever been blessed to call mine! I thank our God for him everyday!

My Willard is the Sexiest Man I’ve ever seen in the whole wide world!

by Lilyloca December 30, 2022

Willard

A funny outgoing person who makes everyone around him happy, works out every single day and has huge arms and looks like a ken doll, everyone loves him , he’s a crowd pleaser and doesn’t have anything to do with a penis 😂

Wow girl your dating Willard your so lucky

by Nova August 7, 2019

Willard

A measurement of distance; a distance equal to the length of the average human, male's penis (5.5 in).

Mathew is packin' about 1.5 Willards. A mile is 11.52 kilowillards long.

by indubitably01 April 28, 2010

willards

Random pubes left unattended.

D-Lo, are these your willards on the soap in the shower? They're brown and curly!

by Balls 06 May 22, 2006

Willard

To present a handful of rats to your partner during intercourse with the intention of scaring the living shit out of her.

So, me and my girlfriend were having sex and i wanted to make it more exciting so I pulled a Willard.....She dumped me.

by Lester M. Olester July 5, 2010

Willard

Someone who commits incest frequently.

- "Has anyone seen John lately?"
- "I just saw him and Stacy go upstairs"
- "That's his sister?!?!"
- "Yeah, he's a Willard."

by Mt. Willard April 17, 2020

Willard

A term to describe random players you are grouped with in matchmaking video games.

Ugh. I hate playing Call of Duty by myself! The Willards I get stuck with always suck!

by MrKrunchberry November 7, 2011