Seriously debilitating illness which affects women. Symptoms as follows...
1. To fail to find a man who can amuse you as much as your Gay Best Friend, therefore obliterating all hope of a totally fulfilling
relationship and reducing you to a lifetime of one-night stands and eating ice-cream.
2. To be surrounded by
phenomenally irritating, badly-written, one-dimensional characters who are occasionally very, very funny.
3. To do a bad impersonation of
Jennifer Aniston in Friends every day of your life.