Wike

A wike is an annoying governor that built a big house with Rivers state people's money and cannot give people light but has 24/7 in his own house

Don't be a wike

by Wike May 5, 2020

Wike

Wike is a walk + hike aka wike. A wike is when you, and most likely your friends, go out for a walk that is partially a hike but not intense enough to be called a hike. For example, a stroll at an incline, with a beautiful view, and within a natural landscape.

Do you wanna go on a wike at Torrey Pines?

Only if we can get coffee before.

by Guuurllsss547 March 18, 2022

Wiking

(verb): the act of walking your bike to school because 1) youre dutch and 2) the weather is awful but you wike to school anyways

i ended up wiking to school because it was so icy

by ilovewiking December 8, 2010

wiking

to cass uncontralably, like when some one stabs you in the eye with a fork, or among those lines.

"BLEEP BLEEP BLEEPIDY BLEEP BLEEP!!"

"Dude. stop wiking. its just a fork in your eye"

by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp!!!! February 12, 2010

wiking off

A neologism. The practice of reading essentially random Wikipedia pages for entertainment or as a procrastination technique; alludes to intellectual masturbation.

I caught my boyfriend wiking off at the computer the other night.

Quit wiking off and get back to work!

by yeastbeast October 10, 2005

wiking info

Looking for information on Wikipedia

Jessie is wiking info ,on the Wikipedia, because she needs to get more info.

by kat51 March 3, 2009

Wike Mest

Midlands slang for being very drunk! So drunk you can no longer stand up, see or talk clearly. Being this drunk often leads to a 2 day hangover.

Failed my exam today. Need to get wike mest tonight.

by Sidewinder June 17, 2016