wif

to smell something

<IO-> wifs == teh gay
<wifs> mMmm... anal passage...

by io June 19, 2003

Wif

Woman I'm fucking.

I'm going to the movies with the wif.

by Chucky Von Lucky May 27, 2009

Wifs

The sensual part of a woman’s hips that curve out pleasingly and provide a love handle for a man that wishes to know her carnally. Misinterpreted from Missy Elliott’s song “Work it”

Oh gurl, I love them wifs when you’re wearing that underwear.

by Margauxxxx December 27, 2019

wif

Another word for Wife.

I wonder what my wif is doing for tea.

Come here wif, I want you.

by jedipunk September 09, 2003

wif

(W)isconsin (I)nbreed (F)aggot

Anyone from wisconsin knows the term FIB, (fucking illinois bastards). WIF is what people from illinois retort back to them. Being from illinois, you also have the satisfaction of knowing your better than everyone from wisconsin too.

None of these stupid WIF's know how to drive.

by Carl B September 14, 2004

Wif

Term used as a replacement for "with" when they are physically incapable or too stupid to say the word correctly due to a wop accent

"How da fuck am I gonna get along wif dis Jabroni?"

by captnich March 21, 2018

Wif

noun
The definition of a wif is the female friend with whom someone has a regular or exclusive romantic or sexual relationship and have atleast one child with.

A : Who are these girls ?
B : That's my lovely wif and daughter.

by Top gun 676767 October 17, 2019