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dual wielding 

The use of two weapons, one in each hand, during combat.
Can either be projectile or melee weapons.
Chow Yun Fat is most famous for dual wielding handguns in his action movies.
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Cunt Wieler

The act of twisting one's vagina a full 360 degrees.
Fucking hell, I got a cunt wieler last night!
Cunt Wieler by heyguysh December 4, 2010

dual wield 

1) To use two firearms at the same time. Popular in many action-oriented FPP shooters. But not the good ones like Doom, Quake or Deus Ex. Apparently rather ineffective in real life.
2) To use two one-handed melee weapons at the same time, rather than one weapon and a shield. Seen a lot in all kinds of RPGs. Probably would be effective in real life if mastered, but seems like no one ever bothered to try.
3) To stick one fist into the girl's baby hole and the other fist into her poohole.
4) To jerk off two cocks at the same time, wielding them akin to clubs or swords. A display of great multitasking, passion and ingenuity.
Much of Hungarian porn from the 1990s featured copious amounts of scenes involving dual wielding penises. Actress Michelle Wild (born Katalin Vad) was quite famous for being placed in such a setup in quite a number of scenes in her time.
dual wield by Xfing January 24, 2014

withlacoochie

floridas version of white trash. named after white trashy girls with crimped hair. Usually found in the crystal river, fl area, working behind a bar.
look at that withlacoochie. Shes trashy as hell!
withlacoochie by louierobert November 17, 2010

bottom-wielding 

Using a bottom (could be your own or another persons) in a fight or tricky situation.
"The only way I could defeat him was by bottom-wielding."

"He wields his own bottom in battle against mighty foes."
bottom-wielding by bigscrobbler December 21, 2005

Wishlexia 

a disorder which can cause a consumer difficulty in making a clearance sale purchase.
Cashier: That'll be $37.50.
Consumer: The sign says "Up to 95% Off"!
Cashier: That's only on the items with a Yellow Dot!
Consumer: Well there's a Purple dot.
Cashier: That's why it's only 25% Off.
Me: You just have a case of wishlexia Mam.
Wishlexia by SteveCory July 29, 2011