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internet widower

Someone whose spouse is consumed with being on the internet.
He knew he had become an internet widower when he started finding his wife on the internet every night at 4 AM.
by Bubblehead Also December 1, 2010
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exam widow / widower

When your Significant Other is so consumed by examinations you never get to see / hear from them and you begin to think this loss is forever.
Yeah, my SO has mid-terms, guess I'm just another exam widow / widower.
by Lapsus Linguae January 15, 2009
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Horse-widower

Horse owners, usually women, who give their horses the best of everything inevitably neglect their spouses and, like wives stuck at home while their husbands worship the golf course, the equestrian set has its own phenomenon, “the horse-widower”, who is left twiddling his thumbs while his wife grooms, mucks out and rides her horses morning, noon and night.
'His wife is always at the stables doing something with her horse, he's pretty much a horse-widower.
by defear September 20, 2010
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tax widow/widower

The spouse or significant other of a public accountant.

Typically, a tax widow or widower doesn't see or spend time with their spouse or significant other from early January to April 15th since they are busy doing everyone else's tax returns during that time.
I hate being a tax widow/widower. My spouse is so busy doing everyone else's tax returns that he/she doesn't have time to do ours!
by thirdlhc January 23, 2010
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grass widower

A man who has devorced or seperated from his wife; a man whose wife is temporarily absent.
We didn't know if he had a girlfriend, if he was single, or if he was a grass widower.
by David Horvitz March 10, 2005
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Poké Widower

A man who has lost his spouse to an addiction to Pokémon Go.
Poor Bill, ever since his wife got her phone fixed he's returned to being a Poké Widower.
by rlsaine July 7, 2018
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Young Widower

A teen or young boy/girl who has broken up with his girlfriend/boyfriend and has not yet decided to consent to a relationship after a year or two
Did you hear about Martha? I heard she's a young widower now after giving up on love
by Meskimo, The Fallen Angel April 26, 2020
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