He knew he had become an internet widower when he started finding his wife on the internet every night at 4 AM.
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Horse owners, usually women, who give their horses the best of everything inevitably neglect their spouses and, like wives stuck at home while their husbands worship the golf course, the equestrian set has its own phenomenon, “the horse-widower”, who is left twiddling his thumbs while his wife grooms, mucks out and rides her horses morning, noon and night.
'His wife is always at the stables doing something with her horse, he's pretty much a horse-widower.
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Typically, a tax widow or widower doesn't see or spend time with their spouse or significant other from early January to April 15th since they are busy doing everyone else's tax returns during that time.
Typically, a tax widow or widower doesn't see or spend time with their spouse or significant other from early January to April 15th since they are busy doing everyone else's tax returns during that time.
I hate being a tax widow/widower. My spouse is so busy doing everyone else's tax returns that he/she doesn't have time to do ours!
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