Widowmaker

a curvy sniper with a big ass from Overwatch

Damn Widowmaker is thick

by Glargl April 12, 2017

The Widowmaker

A fabled drinking apparatus, built for aggressive consumption of alcohol. Similar to flip cup, the Widowmaker is used in a team challenge, that consists of racing to complete your beverages. The device itself consists of 10 beer bongs, 5 on each side. With each team on their knees, the match begins at either ended, with the parallel players beginning to empty their funnel. Once empty, the player will tap the teammate to their immediate, which allows them to commence their funnelling. The first team to complete all 5 funnels is declared the winner.

The Widowmaker can also be used to 'Run the Gauntlet', which involves the drinking of all 10 funnels by one individual. The Gauntlet can be used to celebrate a Birthday, recognize the completion of an essay, or act as punishment for douchebaggery.

Origins: the original Widowmaker is rumoured to have been built in the frozen tundra known as 'Canada', at the party haven known as Queen's University.

After using the Widowmaker, a liver transplant was required.

by amanoflegends July 2, 2012

Widowmaker

A defense character from overwatch. Formerly known as Amelie Lacroix, Widowmaker is one of the three snipers in overwatch (at the moment). Her skin is blue because of Talon, the terrorist organization that kidnapped and reprogrammed her to be.. well, Widowmaker. Her heart was slowed so that she didnt feel human emotion. Age 33, from Annecy, France.

That level 33 widowmaker shot me out of the sky! They're probably using an alt account,,

by honkle my bonkle February 22, 2017

K-19 the Widowmaker

A traditional courtship practice, between prospective a prospective suitor and his would be mate. The female party in the relationship sits on a bed, and puts her legs behind her head, thereby exposing her " winking brown eye". The suitor strips down naked, and stands across the rooms. On the count of three, he sprints towards the lady, with the attempt of bullseyeing her anus, to achieve balls deep penetration of mythical proportions. Unfortunately, if not successful, this practice usually leads to death.

Lawyer: "Don't you find it odd, that Mrs.Hall took out a $10,000,000 life insurance policy on her husband, THE VERY DAY before asking him to perform a "K-19 the Widowmaker" on her???"

by Gregorio Miguel Prescotto April 1, 2008

what about widowmaker

A guy who can't be Tracer, so he decides to be widowmaker.

Somebody please make a definition for "im already widowmaker"

Maybe I'll be Tracer
I'm already Tracer
What about Widowmaker?
I'm already Widowmaker
I'll be Bastion
Nerf Bastion!
You're right. So, Winston
I wanna be Winston
I guess I'll be Genji
I'm already Genji
Then I'll be McCree
I already chose McCree
I have an idea
What's your idea?
You should be...
I'm not gonna be Mercy

by Sumo_The_Doggo December 12, 2018

widowmaker

Logging term,most in Pacific Northwest
and Redwood country.
A large limb or broken tree-top that falls while the tree is being felled
or a limb that is bent,then breaks off flying back towards logger.

Spotting a hanging widowmaker,the loggers pulled the tree with a cat,instead of standing underneath

by Humboldt_Red June 26, 2005

widowmaker

IRA nickname for Armalite AR-18 automatic rifle

The Provos used their widowmakers to
kill British troopers in Belfast

by Humboldt_Red June 26, 2005