Wicked Witch of the West

Bitter/strict/mean old woman.

Usually a receptionist of some sort.

John: Old wicked witch of the west over there didn't accept my ID 'cause it was 1 month expired.

Timmy: What a bitter old hag!

by hmmmmmmmmmmmidk September 1, 2009

The Wicked Witch of the East

When you pass out in the bathroom from too much drugs or alcohol while in the process of taking an explosive, messy bowel movement. Often makes an incredible mess.

To her horror, Sally walked into the bathroom and discovered someone had killed the Wicked Witch of the East.
Sometimes you think you get rid of the Wicked Witch of the East and the Wicked Witch of the West comes around.
See also Wicked Witch, Wicked Witching, The Wicked Witch of the West

by @WhoaBigBill January 28, 2018

The Wicked Witch of the West

When you suddenly pass out and collapse from too much drugs or alcohol and have an explosive, messy bowel movement. Looks like you're melting.

Jane was walking towards the main stage when suddenly the skies darkend and to the crowd's horror, she was struck down by the Wicked Witch of the West.

by @WhoaBigBill January 16, 2021

The Wicked Witch of the West

When you are outside and suddenly pass out and collapse from too much drugs or alcohol and have an explosive, messy bowel movement. Looks like you're melting.

Jane was walking towards the main stage when suddenly the skies darkend and to the crowd's horror, she was struck down by the Wicked Witch of the West.

by @WhoaBigBill January 16, 2021

wickedy witch

when a girl masturbates using the end of a broom stick

michele was really jones'n for cock, she couldnt find her dildo so she just did the wickedy witch with her grandmas wooden broomstick.

by the killer B February 12, 2008

Wicked Witching

The act of being extremely intoxicated and taking an explosive, messy bowel movement. Does not require consciousness.

Tom, don’t go wicked witching my bedroom, the bathroom is right across the hall!
Sally looked up and saw Tom wicked witching behind the dumpster.
See also Wicked Witch, The Wicked Witch of the East, The Wicked Witch of the West

by @WhoaBigBill January 27, 2018

wicked witching

When you are masturbating in the shower and your feet hang out of the curtain.

Klint was caught wicked witching by his mom last night

by the real master 86 July 27, 2017