why

The word that means "y" must really be a vowel.

Either that, or some words have no vowels... why? Nobody knows.

by ~The Nameless One~ June 7, 2005

why

An interrogative sentence marker.

Why is it impossible to submit a definition for "bender" on Urban Dictionary?

by Loki the Croaky April 12, 2005

why

There are no answers to why questions. So don't bother asking them, there will just be a never-ending onslaught of questions, somewhat similar to asking someone to count to the highest number.

Kid: Why did you ride your bike?
Sister: Because I don't have a car.
Kid: Why don't you have a car?
Sister: Because I can't afford one
Kid: Why can't you afford one?
Sister: Because I don't have a job.
Kid: Why don't you have a job?
Sister: Because I spend all my time smoking crack.
Kid: Why do you smoke crack?
Sister: .....

by sister. August 10, 2007

why

What Nancy Kerrigan said way to much.

Nancy (weeping): Why?...Why? Why?...Why? Whywhy? Why?

by pakkitmAn July 20, 2004

why

because your parents didn't have enough money to pay for an abortion.

Mum, why is that man next to you in that picture with a baby in his hands?

by hjuugoo May 1, 2021

why

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANNISH INQUiSITION

why didn't i expect the the spanish inquisition :(

by not the spanish inquisition January 11, 2022

why

because i fucking said so

why?
fuck you i said so

by majesticfuckingpineapple June 1, 2014