A screaming metrosexual, who uses a female shield (pretend girlfriend) to cover up his secret obsession with men. Symptoms include the constant reference to sexual activity, River Island shopping and a compulsion to go shoe shopping rather than bowling with the bois.
by Waz Goody2011 November 27, 2011

by Sheeew January 22, 2020

Today I was accidentally flashed some whoopsie dick when my dad was showing me pictures from his vacation.
by Neal Smoot September 20, 2015

Girl: That roller coaster was awesome I thought I was going to shit my pants! Wait... I did crap my pants!
Friend: You just had a whoopsie poopsie! HHAAAHAHHAAA!
Friend: You just had a whoopsie poopsie! HHAAAHAHHAAA!
by slappy pappy dingus April 6, 2010

by Sam the man November 27, 2003

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by Beardedbutcher January 8, 2023
