Whoopie pie 

It is a sexual act in which a male ejaculates onto a lump of feces shaped into a disk-like paddy. The whoopie pie is complete when another paddy of poopoo is added over top the jazzy-jizz to make a horrible shit sandwich. This bizarre sexual stunt was pioneered and perfect in the town of Rutland Vermont.

I developed My famous whoopie pie recipe, after my husband Ernest, and I discovered a poop left on our doorstep. He asked me “Linda, do you need to use the toilet?” And replied, “why yes Ernest I do, But what does that have to do with this mess on the step?”. He said, “Linda, I have an idea.” And the rest is history…

Whoopie pie by Bigstevesfuckshack September 16, 2023

Red Velvet Whoopie Pie

When you have sex with a girl from Maine but she’s on her period and you cum in her and eat it out.

Random guy: sorry bro, I’m giving her a red velvet whoopie pie
You: damn.

Red Velvet Whoopie Pie by Glumshanksfatnips April 19, 2026

woopie pie 

A double penetration cream pie of a virgin mennonite female.

Derrick and justice made a woopie pie in Rachels tight virgin honey hole last night. "Hey buddy, lets woopie pie this chick before she takes off her kapp off.

woopie pie by Dutch Tony December 13, 2022

Whoopee Pie 

Oreo on major steroids.

Dude : Hey bro, do you like whoopee pies?
Bro : Dude! I love whoopee pies! Theyre freakin' amazing!

Whoopee Pie by IReallyLovePie March 3, 2012

Woopie Pie 

A dessert sandwhich similar to oatmeal cream pies, but with more cake like cookies on the outside. Common around the Lancaster, Pennslyvania area.

Theres nothing better than a woopie pie and a glass of milk.

Woopie Pie by uh1989 June 4, 2009

Whoopiee Pie 

It is similar to a cream pie, but done in the rectal cavity.

Dude that girl was crazy, she was doing all sorts of stuff. After doing some anal, the night ended in a whoopiee pie.

Whoopiee Pie by Baystata June 27, 2015

whoppie pie 

Another word for jizz pie or cream pie

Give her a Whoppie pie

whoppie pie by Pls diss August 26, 2017