by sid visious April 19, 2009
Get the whomever mug.A fan of the popular sci-fi show Doctor Who. Whovians are the epitome of awesome, with good grammar and better knowledge. This knowledge stems from their interest in space and time, and the information gained from many viewings of the show.
Without Whovians, your life would be very dull indeed. They secretly run the world's major services, and insert Doctor Who references into every piece of popular culture available.
Also know as members of 'UNIT', 'Torchwood', or 'LINDA', the leaders of this group enjoy praising their heathen god, known only as 'Moffat'. Their signal when praising this god for his genius is to the untrained eye the angry shaking of a fist. Once you are a Whovian, there is no way out. They even have their own genre of music! It's called 'Trock' and is mainly known as the domain of their most successful band, Chameleon Circuit. Never cross a Whovian, they have armies to defend them, and thousands if not millions of deadly aliens who owe them a favour.
We're there, you just have to look for us.
Without Whovians, your life would be very dull indeed. They secretly run the world's major services, and insert Doctor Who references into every piece of popular culture available.
Also know as members of 'UNIT', 'Torchwood', or 'LINDA', the leaders of this group enjoy praising their heathen god, known only as 'Moffat'. Their signal when praising this god for his genius is to the untrained eye the angry shaking of a fist. Once you are a Whovian, there is no way out. They even have their own genre of music! It's called 'Trock' and is mainly known as the domain of their most successful band, Chameleon Circuit. Never cross a Whovian, they have armies to defend them, and thousands if not millions of deadly aliens who owe them a favour.
We're there, you just have to look for us.
Elton: Hey, who's that?
Kaye: Don't cross them, they're dangerous!
Elton: But... they're just normal Fangirls and Fanboys.
Kaye: No! They're Whovians!
Elton: *runs away very,very fast*
Kaye: Don't cross them, they're dangerous!
Elton: But... they're just normal Fangirls and Fanboys.
Kaye: No! They're Whovians!
Elton: *runs away very,very fast*
by Professor R. Song, PhD November 10, 2012
Get the Whovian mug.A Whovian is someone who is obsessed with the British sci-fi television show Doctor Who. They are respected and feared across all fandoms.
While most breeds of Whovians are somewhat friendly and welcoming, there exist certain feral breeds which react aggressively to the slightest change in the show, (which is horrifically ironic, considering the show revolves around the main character changing forms and personality) as well as anyone who claims to be a fan of the show, despite not knowing absolutely everything about its 51 year history, or anyone who addresses the titular character of the show as "Doctor Who" instead of "The Doctor".
Tumblr is often cited as a common habitat for Whovians where they thrive and post gifs and memes of Doctor Who. In the year of 2012, Tumblr Whovians formed an alliance with members of the Sherlock and Supernatural fandom, intending to create "SuperWhoLock", a weapon of mass nerdiness.
While most breeds of Whovians are somewhat friendly and welcoming, there exist certain feral breeds which react aggressively to the slightest change in the show, (which is horrifically ironic, considering the show revolves around the main character changing forms and personality) as well as anyone who claims to be a fan of the show, despite not knowing absolutely everything about its 51 year history, or anyone who addresses the titular character of the show as "Doctor Who" instead of "The Doctor".
Tumblr is often cited as a common habitat for Whovians where they thrive and post gifs and memes of Doctor Who. In the year of 2012, Tumblr Whovians formed an alliance with members of the Sherlock and Supernatural fandom, intending to create "SuperWhoLock", a weapon of mass nerdiness.
John: Do you think Sheldon's a Whovian?
Mary: Let's find out. Hey Sheldon! Bad Wolf, don't blink, I don't wanna go, bowties are cool, fezzes are cool, exterminate, fantastic, allons-y, geronimo, wibbly-wobbly timey wimey, are you my mummy?
John: I think he just fainted.
Mary: Yup, he's a Whovian.
Mary: Let's find out. Hey Sheldon! Bad Wolf, don't blink, I don't wanna go, bowties are cool, fezzes are cool, exterminate, fantastic, allons-y, geronimo, wibbly-wobbly timey wimey, are you my mummy?
John: I think he just fainted.
Mary: Yup, he's a Whovian.
by ChildSpearer July 16, 2015
Get the Whovian mug.A fandom for the 51 year old (as of 2014) BBC broadcasted show Doctor Who.
A few easy ways to tell if someone is a Whovian are: Turn off all the lights while repeating "Hey, who turned out the lights?", moving statues around while they aren't looking or telling them not to blink while staring at a statue, yelling exterminate at them in a freaky as hell robot voice, and watching how they react. If they start screaming they're most likely a Whovian.
Or if they wear any of the following:
-Long multicolor scarves
-Red fezzes
-Stetsons
-Bowties
-Question mark covered sweaters
A few easy ways to tell if someone is a Whovian are: Turn off all the lights while repeating "Hey, who turned out the lights?", moving statues around while they aren't looking or telling them not to blink while staring at a statue, yelling exterminate at them in a freaky as hell robot voice, and watching how they react. If they start screaming they're most likely a Whovian.
Or if they wear any of the following:
-Long multicolor scarves
-Red fezzes
-Stetsons
-Bowties
-Question mark covered sweaters
Seth: So is Joe a Whovian?
Matt: I don't know. HEY JOE! DON'T BLINK!
Joe: *SCREAMING*
Matt: I think he may be a Whovian.
Matt: I don't know. HEY JOE! DON'T BLINK!
Joe: *SCREAMING*
Matt: I think he may be a Whovian.
by Screaming Peasant of Death August 22, 2014
Get the Whovian mug.A Whovian is a person who is obsessed with the British TV show Doctor Who. They are prepared with references to place in any conversation. They love bow ties, fezzes, Stetsons, fish fingers in custard, and boxes that are bigger on the inside. They will run in terror if you move angel statues when they're not looking and if you say "Hey, who turned out the lights?" when it is dark. They are also extremely dangerous and will hurt you severely if you insult the fandom in any way. Their favorite fandoms besides their own are Sherlock and Torchwood, along with The Sarah Jane Adventures.
by Rose+10 June 12, 2015
Get the Whovian mug.A fan of the popular TV series Doctor Who. Whovians tend to be more amazing, funny, and mysterious than people that don't watch Doctor Who. Without Whovians no one but doctors would wear bow ties. Now that would be very sad indeed.Whovians are people that know that time is not cause to effect but, Wibbley, Wobbely, Timey, Wimey stuff. Whovians are people that look up at the sky hoping to see a Police Public Call Box nic-named the TARDIS. These people make the world a better place.
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