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Whitlawburn a scheme in glasgow better than most jambo says fuck the wifty and the hawfway
Jambo-fuck the wifty whitlawburn boyz
by Whitlawburn October 17, 2021
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to whitlock

Taken from noted Kansas City/FOX Sports writer Jason Whitlock who would relate race to any sports topic whether it was actually relatable or not. This term is used when someone tries to force a subject/topic into a conversation using loose relations that really has no relevance to the subject.

An example would be two people talking about their new shoes and someone were to come up and say that because those two had purchased new shoes, they are oppressing the people of Malaysia because that's where the shoes were made. Or if two people are talking about their weekend exclusively and a third party was to interject and start talking about their plans for the next weekend.
Dale: I think the Tampa Bay Rays are going to win the World Series.
Hawthorn: I went to a baseball game once as a child and was hit in the face with a foul ball. Because of this, I hate baseball and you.
Dale: Thanks for whitlocking me. Douche.
That is an example of how to whitlock someone and their response.
by 1_5_4_4_[ September 2, 2010
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Kane Whitlock

A gorgeous boy with medium short wavy hair and has the sweetest smile. He cares for everyone and is often very popular. He has many talents and he is absolutely perfect.
Hey, did you hear about Kane Whitlock? He’s the new kid! I've been wanting to get to know him.
by kwfan09112 July 25, 2019
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Whitlowed

The act of being knocked the fuck out by your buddy during a good ol' fashion brawl.
Dude! Jonas was backing up Jett in that brawl the other night and Jett turned around and Whitlowed his ass!
by chipdoughboy November 2, 2009
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whiteowl

When you are having sexual intercourse with a female (doggy style). When you feel you are about to ejaculate you turn the lights (or they could just be off already)then you wip out your dick and run around the room hooting ie. hoot hoot hoot and you bust in her face and turn the lights on and say oh my owl must have got out.
My friend pete pulled the whiteowl on his main bitch.
by jack mehooff August 8, 2007
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Whillow

Another name for Willow Smith,
QUEEN of all hair whippers
Or just women in general who have amazing Hair-whippin' abilities (Lady Gaga wishes she could whip like whillow)
Check that gurl whippin her hair back n forth, she whip it whip it reall gooooddd...but she aint no Whillow SMITH.
by Nacho Whillsbury. May 8, 2011
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Izzy whitlock

girl sucks dick

oh baby I’m gonna cum”

*guy cums
“IZZY WHITLOCK!!!”
by Handy man peter parker August 11, 2018
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