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Whitlock

To choke someone by stuffing a wet sock into their mouth.
He wouldn't stop talking so he got whitlocked.
by sblantz December 2, 2010
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Whitefucked

(adj.) A state of being in which the essence, character, or originality of a given person, place, or thing degenerates into a cookie-cutter, shopping mall version of itself.
Man, pop music was revolutionary in the Beatles' time, but with Bieber and Miley running around you can see it's been totally whitefucked.
by Freakle September 7, 2016
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wheelock

That new engineer is such a wheelock!
by Alster May 15, 2005
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Whiteoaks Handshake

Sexual touching while in a park setting. Usually involves the male giving it to the female.
Me and my girl were really into each other. We spent the day at the mall and then went to the park. It was then she received the whiteoaks handshake.
by pussyalligator August 15, 2018
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Moolay Whitelok

Moolay Whitelok (Vitlök) is a nickname for Molly, Whitelok (Vitlök) has no meaning in it what so ever. The nickname is just Moolay but Whitelok (Vitlök) came as a bonus.
Moolay Whitelok
by Izzyliix May 30, 2022
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to whitlock

Taken from noted Kansas City/FOX Sports writer Jason Whitlock who would relate race to any sports topic whether it was actually relatable or not. This term is used when someone tries to force a subject/topic into a conversation using loose relations that really has no relevance to the subject.

An example would be two people talking about their new shoes and someone were to come up and say that because those two had purchased new shoes, they are oppressing the people of Malaysia because that's where the shoes were made. Or if two people are talking about their weekend exclusively and a third party was to interject and start talking about their plans for the next weekend.
Dale: I think the Tampa Bay Rays are going to win the World Series.
Hawthorn: I went to a baseball game once as a child and was hit in the face with a foul ball. Because of this, I hate baseball and you.
Dale: Thanks for whitlocking me. Douche.
That is an example of how to whitlock someone and their response.
by 1_5_4_4_[ September 2, 2010
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Kane Whitlock

A gorgeous boy with medium short wavy hair and has the sweetest smile. He cares for everyone and is often very popular. He has many talents and he is absolutely perfect.
Hey, did you hear about Kane Whitlock? He’s the new kid! I've been wanting to get to know him.
by kwfan09112 July 25, 2019
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