White Elephant

A party where people (usually family, friends, or a combo of the two) get together and have a game where you unwrap, steal, and trade off presents never actually useful in real life. I mean, my family W.E. party got me a laser tape measure!

"What's up! How did the White Elephant party go?"
"I got a laser thingy!"
"Ooh! That sucks."
"Are you kidding?! That thing is awesome! You push the button and a little red dot comes out!"
"..."

by Drumline December 28, 2005

White Elephant

A valuable item or act that requires expencive upkeep. Often the upkeep is not worth it.

The war on terrorism is a large white elephant.

by Halfofone July 10, 2005

White-Elephant

Motorcycle cops. (Australian) Named for the combination of overweight, white bikes and riders. And at some point, nearly everybody has thought about shooting one.

Hah hah, look at the white elephant, he's too fat to split lanes.

by Machiavelli Cheddars August 12, 2004

White Elephant

A sexual act in which a male lines cocaine on the staff of his erect penis for his female counterpart to consume. The female then proceeds to perform oral sex and upon ejaculation, the male pulls each of the female's ears away from her head and thrusts into the back of the throat, causing her to look like dumbo and make the sound of an elephant.

Last night sure was fun when I white elephanted your mom.

by Schnappattack December 14, 2013

WHITE ELEPHANT

The act of shooting semen on a female nose and having it dangle over two inches.

I told Wendy at her party to turn around and thats when I gave her the WHITE ELEPHANT!

by pet destroyer October 5, 2011

White Elephant

Gesture created by turning out one's pants pockets, releasing the zipper and then exposing one's flaccid chode in an entertaining fashion, so as to resemble an elephant's trunk.

"Oh my God Tom, not the White Elephant again, nobody wants to see it, put that thing away."

by Fatboy May 13, 2003

White Elephant

The one girl a guy will always have a thing for, and will always do anything for. The girl a guy will never forget, even if there was nothing between them. The girl who is more, to the extent where, a guy will never be with this girl and is aware of the reality and so, realizes it will never be.

Steve- Why do you keep calling her?
Tom- I can't help it, she's my white elephant.
Steve- It's never gonna happen.
Tom- Yeah, I know, but not for lack of trying.

by little_lost_one June 27, 2012