Straight White Male

Name usually starts with a J, K, A, or B.

Watches football. Makes their voice deeper. Would send someone a dick pic unprovoked. Is a fuckboy. Plays COD

“Bro! Look at that guy wearing a football jersey named Josh!”

“No way bro that’s a straight white male!”

by QuixExpo March 19, 2021

Straight Cis White Male

People who often can't take their own medicine or accept that they're not oppressed.

Mike: "Lmao if only white people could season their food!"
John: "IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED, YOU'D CALL ME A RACIST! STUPID racial slur!"
Mike: "They already are, stfu man. Straight cis white males really are the biggest snowflakes."

by PhatCoochieLips May 30, 2020

Single white male

Top of the social food chain, which most if not all parents wish their daughters to date or bring home. This is the exact opposite of a nigga', which most parents hope their daughters never have to meet.

I wish I could find a single white male to date, cause I sure am tired of these disrespectful ass niggas!

by Joel Bunker September 19, 2016

Straight Cis White Male

World's biggest problem and disgust. Showers with a 3in1 shampoo, and probably uses nor/mal pronouns, doesn't respect women, gay people, says ''No homo'', or the n-word.

Amy: Did you saw that Straight Cis White Male?
Hannah: OMG, yes he is so disgusting!

by DJNezinu March 6, 2021

A straight white male

A person who is Caucasian, like girls and male and usually privileged and they think their not privileged

I’m a straight white male women want rights and gays want....kids? What, can you just leave us alone and no to the things you asked for

I’m so unlucky my wife bought me the new iPhone with and I-pod touch case

by @ItsNot_Vansway on IG November 30, 2019

Single white male

Male white privilege

Person 1: That guy has done the stupidest shit and has always gotten away with it, I don't get why his other classmates are always being punished for his mistakes!

Person 2: He's a single white male, he's allowed to get away with it, thank you white male privilege!

by danizzlefo September 18, 2016

Straight white male

A regular person who society all of the sudden decided was the root of all evil. Apparently if you are a straight white male you are a racist. How do they know this? Because of your skin color. (<- which is racism)

Straight white male: “Hi everyone, I hope your day is full of sunshine!”

A certain type of people: “YOU FUCKING RACIST BIGOTED SEXIST BASTARD!!! ARE YOU ASSUMING THAT I IDENTIFY AS “EVERYONE?!” SOME PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO SUNLIGHT YOU UNCARING SWINE!! I HOPE YOURE FIRED FROM YOUR 12 HOUR A DAY JOB YOU HOMELESS PIECE OF SHIT, I HOPE YOUR WIFE LEAVES YOU FOR SOMEONE WHO ISNT SUCH A MYSOGINISTIC RACIST! I HOPE YOU DIE, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT THE lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, or questioning, Nonbinary, Omnisexual, Pansexual, Panromantic, Polyamory, Transgender, Two-Spirit, Intersex, Asexual, Demisexual, Transsexual, Unsure, Aromantic, Agender, Polyamorous, Gender Variant WILL END YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE!!!”

by MyNameIsCalvin July 18, 2024