An application of advanced technology that gives one the ability to chew food a hundred times faster than normal while simultaneously making them look sexier.
A "whit" is usually something of little importance or impact. Now when it is applied to a person, it implies someone who does not care about the consequences of one's actions on others. At the same time "whit" means someone who is low class, questionable character, and does not care about whom one hurts as one goes about one's business. Calling someone a whit is like calling someone a cracker or a nigger, therefore, it is a strong and offensive term. It is a verbal karate chop, so, polite persons refrain from using the term in that fashion. It is the "W-word!" One positive thing about it - it has nothing to do with color or ethnicity.
cracker fucker nigger bastard shit-bag low-life
"What a whit he is! Okay, pardon my language but I am really mad!"
"That whit sprang from a stinkin' white-trash cracker family!"
A guy who likes girls way to much. He usually switches them out about every two weeks. Personality wise, he is a huge flirt, really funny, and thinks he knows everything (that's mainly why he's funny.) He breaks girls hearts & is oblivious to it. He ticks a lot of people off yet doesn't care. But he's really fun to be around and is really creative & smart. He's not a very good friend or boyfriend. He pretty much stays in his own world in that way (once again oblivious). He habours feelings inside and locks them up. That's the reason why he has so many issues. Whit is often used when describing someone who in general has issues caused by a deeper problem.
"I'm so Whit today, I forgot how to unlock my car because I was thinking about my dead cat, Tim."
Jake- "Dude, ever since my girlfriend broke up with me, I've been having the urge to skydive with no parachute."
Logan- "Man, you are so Whit. I think you need help."