Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer

Briggsy has, over time, developed the unique talent of being able to communicate with the largest living land animals through the use of his incredibly deep voice which has an expansive range of between 300-600km. He has honed this ability onto preying on any women over 16st in weight. It is rumoured that his deep tones have attractive qualities for these women, so they are easily lured into his miniscule frame.

What's that rumbling? the ground is starting to shake...is it the sound of Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer luring his pie eating salad dodgers or is it a herd of the fat 'meat-wagons' travelling to his lair?

by sunday roast with two sows August 24, 2006

the whispering liz

She slowly crawls up your back and whispers “Fuck you John” then fucks Josh.

“Oh Shit! it’s the Whispering Liz!”

by Liezel mumu Domingouwuigrhjeai November 6, 2018

nipple whisperer

One who has the extraordinary ability to communicate with an male or female (usually depending on preference) nipple.

"have you ever had your nipple read?"
"No!?"
"She is very uncomfortable with its current living conditions"
"Thank you i will fix that immediately! Who are you?"
"Just call me the nipple whisperer"

by Bra HouseOfTheRisingSun June 9, 2014

Poop-whisperer

One who speaks softly on the phone while using a public bathroom stall.

Deb is such a poop-whisperer.

by Five-high-guy September 11, 2015

Honkey Whisperer

This is that one black person we all know, that is loved by all honkeys. These token bad asses can say or do almost anything and honkeys will find it amusing. You will always see at least one honkey whisperer in every large gathering of honkeys. These one of a kind wizards cast a charm that weakens the honkeys racial inhibitions. You may even see a honkey whisperer get invited to the white house! Even if they are a hardened criminal! They are magical to watch and sure to never dissappoint a honkey because one day that honkey might adopt them. ❤

There have been many famous Honkey Whisperer's over the years. A few to name would be Richard (catch yourself on fire) Pryor, Kevin (Pickaninny) Hart, Chris (you got knocked the fuck out man) Tucker, Oprah (the richest black woman in the world) Winfrey, Samuel (snakes on a plane) L. Jackson, Dave (I'm too black to be this Rich)Chapelle, Barack (Michelle's Bitch) Obama, Sammy (reverse reincarnation with kevin hart)Davis Jr., Colin (The HNIC) Powell, NWA (with ice cube and Dr dre) and many more!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 3, 2016

whisper-stream

A term describing the method by which information (whether true or false) flows through a society. Suggestive of the secrecy as well as the unpredictable and unstoppable nature of informal communication. Coined by author Andrew Vachss and first published in his book "Born Bad." The term differs from grapevine, which suggests individual truths, passed from person to person.

You can't trust everything you hear from the underground — the whisper-stream vacuums up everything, gold to garbage.

-"False Allegations" by Andrew Vachss (1997)

by bulletpt August 6, 2010

Bitch Whisperer

1. a person who has the ability to silence the malicious or spiteful behavior of a man or woman in order to improve the quality of life of those effected.

1. The store clerk cringed at the screaming woman's behavior until a Bitch Whisperer arrived and calmed her down.

by Cyborg Ant March 5, 2010