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whimpster

A man who uses his own insecurity to get women.
The moment you get a whimpster in bed you will usually experience the following: two minutes of thrusting, a crying session, then he's sound asleep.
by Patrick Tescher January 24, 2005
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Whimpering

To whimper is a small, insecure noise you make when

1. under pressure
2. before/after crying
3. scared
4. in pain
5. so excited you wanna scream. not always to good kind of excitement, can be like stress

whimpering has nothing to do with being a "wimp" but can
1. As the teacher passed out the test, Bob started whimpering nervously
2. Bob's crying faded to shaky whimpering as he kept clinging to his dead girlfriend's body
3. He was tied to a pole in a basement. Ducttape over his mouth, he whimpered
4. When she pulled the bullet from his arm, a small whimper of pain escaped his lips
5. As they waited in line for the huge rollercoaster, he started whimpering
by *the happy emo* August 18, 2011
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Whipocrite

A person who makes fun of other for being whipped, yet at the same time does whatever his or her significant other says.
Chris is going to a Super Bowl party with his girlfriend and not us? He used to make fun of Bobby for being whipped -- what a whipocrite!
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Whimper

A whimper is something out of pleasure, like when a woman whimpers my lesbian ass has a heart attack.
Her: Mhm, fuck
Me: Dude, that whimper got me going crazy
by I🩷gothgirls October 2, 2023
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I hate your whimper

The immortal phrase uttered by one of the evil Skeksils in the Jim Henson film, "The Dark Crystal".
Chamberlain - mmmMMMMmmm
Skeksi - I hate your whimper!
by AesopRock311 April 14, 2010
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whimper wagon

How one might to get to the pity party.
Josie: "Do you know where Chelsea went? She was really upset about not getting invited to the dance."
John: "No clue - she jumped right into her whimper wagon and drove off."
by Mama Frazz December 2, 2010
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whippoorwill

Dumb-ass bird that wont shut the hell up at night.
if that damn whippoorwill dont shut up im gonna whip it well!!
by smithy june May 23, 2007
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