whack-a-mole

to ejaculate, jack off

I was playing whack-a-mole last night to that Ciara video

by big ang May 3, 2005

whack-a-mole

While fucking doggy-style, right as the guy is about to cum the girl smacks him in the nuts through her legs and shouts "Whack-a-mole!"

Guy: I'm gonna cum, baby!

Girl: <smacking his nuts> Whack-a-mole!

Guy: AAAUUUGGGGHHHHH! FUCK! <groans and coughs>

Girl: I love you.

by Jive Bandit August 13, 2010

whack-a-mole

A whack-a-mole consists of taking a huge mole (tobacco and weed in a bong bowl) and breathing the smoke into a balloon filled with whippit vapor (nitrous oxide) and inhaling/exhaling into the balloon until you're forced to breathe oxygen.

"Wow did you see that bro last night? Dude took too many whack-a-moles and yakked and then passed out....holy shit man."

by winterfell August 23, 2011

Whack-A-Mole

When you beat the meat before it goes in and out of the holes

We played whack-a-mole last night and we both won

by Mist Erjay December 23, 2022

Whack-a-mole

When you aggressively “tap” a woman who is a someone that thinks they are all that when they only want the “D.”

I’m about to whack-a-mole.

by Supreme Doorknob April 23, 2019

Whack-a-Mole

A sexual game preformed by two people. One person with a penis must be receiving a hand-job. During the hand job the man must wait until he is about to ejaculate and right before he must smack his hand flat over top of his partners cupped hand as to not squash the penis. If he successfully smacks the hand he is allowed to finish and may choose to go again. If not the penis is crushed thus unable to ejaculate. Correct timing is necessary to win this game.

”Hey, babe! Wanna play a game of whack-a-mole?”

”Jerry... I think you should recover more from last nights game.”

by Dicklickingdaddylover August 10, 2019

Whack-a-Mole

Where 2+ guys sit in a row (or circle) and the girl rides the first guy to get an erection to the last guy to get one, in order. The penis is the "mole", while the girl is the "mallet/hammer"

Kelly: "Scott, John, Mike and i played whack-a-mole all. night. long. You should join us next time."

Josh: "i don't know, maybe...."

by Sarrbear December 21, 2010