by Rolo0612 March 12, 2009
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When a man is trying to impress strangers on the internet because his wife doesn’t give him the validation he desperately seeks, he often resorts to telling women (especially on twitter) that he owns their wetness (plural) or owns her wetness (singular).
Owning her wetness is actually impossible. Nobody can own her wetness. Her wetness is not ownable. Only sad, lonely, married men ever unironically say that they own anyone’s wetness.
This condition dates back to 2018 and there is currently no known cure. Research into the early warning signs of saying dumb things like, “I own her wetness,” is ongoing.
When a man is trying to impress strangers on the internet because his wife doesn’t give him the validation he desperately seeks, he often resorts to telling women (especially on twitter) that he owns their wetness (plural) or owns her wetness (singular).
Owning her wetness is actually impossible. Nobody can own her wetness. Her wetness is not ownable. Only sad, lonely, married men ever unironically say that they own anyone’s wetness.
This condition dates back to 2018 and there is currently no known cure. Research into the early warning signs of saying dumb things like, “I own her wetness,” is ongoing.
Owning (her) wetness on the internet saved my marriage.
A gentleman always holds the door to let a lady go first THEN offers to own her wetness.
Own her wetness by blocking her then stalk all her tweets from your alt.
Woman on twitter:
Man on twitter: I own your wetness
Woman on twitter: ew, fuck off, dumbass
One small step for man, one giant leap for owning her wetness.
Indiana Jones and the Quest for Her Wetness.
Star Wars Episode V: Her Wetness Strikes Back.
Him: I want to own your wetness.
His wife: You do, honey.
Him: Not you.
A gentleman always holds the door to let a lady go first THEN offers to own her wetness.
Own her wetness by blocking her then stalk all her tweets from your alt.
Woman on twitter:
Man on twitter: I own your wetness
Woman on twitter: ew, fuck off, dumbass
One small step for man, one giant leap for owning her wetness.
Indiana Jones and the Quest for Her Wetness.
Star Wars Episode V: Her Wetness Strikes Back.
Him: I want to own your wetness.
His wife: You do, honey.
Him: Not you.
by Mrs. Steve Buscemi October 30, 2019
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When a man is trying to impress strangers on the internet because his wife doesn’t give him the validation he desperately seeks, he often resorts to telling women (especially on twitter) that he owns their wetness (plural) or owns her wetness (singular).
Owning her wetness is actually impossible. Nobody can own her wetness. Her wetness is not ownable. Only sad, lonely, married men ever unironically say that they own anyone’s wetness.
This condition dates back to 2018 and there is currently no known cure. Research into the early warning signs of saying dumb things like, “I own her wetness,” is ongoing.
Owning her wetness is actually impossible. Nobody can own her wetness. Her wetness is not ownable. Only sad, lonely, married men ever unironically say that they own anyone’s wetness.
This condition dates back to 2018 and there is currently no known cure. Research into the early warning signs of saying dumb things like, “I own her wetness,” is ongoing.
Owning (her) wetness on the internet saved my marriage.
A gentleman always holds the door to let a lady go first THEN offers to own her wetness.
Own her wetness by blocking her then stalk all her tweets from your alt.
Woman on twitter:
Man on twitter: I own your wetness
Woman on twitter: ew, fuck off, dumbass
One small step for man, one giant leap for owning her wetness.
Indiana Jones and the Quest for Her Wetness.
Star Wars Episode V: Her Wetness Strikes Back.
Him: I want to own your wetness.
His wife: You do, honey.
Him: Not you.
A gentleman always holds the door to let a lady go first THEN offers to own her wetness.
Own her wetness by blocking her then stalk all her tweets from your alt.
Woman on twitter:
Man on twitter: I own your wetness
Woman on twitter: ew, fuck off, dumbass
One small step for man, one giant leap for owning her wetness.
Indiana Jones and the Quest for Her Wetness.
Star Wars Episode V: Her Wetness Strikes Back.
Him: I want to own your wetness.
His wife: You do, honey.
Him: Not you.
by Mrs. Steve Buscemi October 30, 2019
Get the own her wetness mug.They are often seen sporting cowboy hats and boots, wearing unbuttoned silk or cotton shirts with wife beaters on underneath and driving a chevy pick-up (Notice the silhouetted female on the mudflaps.) Can't speak english well or at all. Laborers who are often enslaved, I mean, contracted for severely low-paying jobs
by Madamasselle March 1, 2003
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For those really needing a definition, it is touching another (willing or unwilling) person with your vagina.
For those really needing a definition, it is touching another (willing or unwilling) person with your vagina.
by dfbshaw January 6, 2009
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Damn, he's WetNastyGlorious.
by Dub N' G October 2, 2005
Get the WetNastyGlorious mug.The term ‘Wetnet’ derives from group chats on Snapchat made by horny adults. Often nudes are posted on the group story, which everyone in the group can see and view.
Dude 1: Bro my Snapchat do be looking dry asf.. u got any ideas?
Dude 2: Nah don’t worry about it, I’ll invite you to this wetnet group on Snapchat
Dude 2: Nah don’t worry about it, I’ll invite you to this wetnet group on Snapchat
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