livin’ the wet dream 

A sarcastic and somewhat glib reference to hitting a protracted dry spell when it comes to having sex.

Yeah man, I’m home by myself every weekend, just floating in the pool and livin’ the wet dream!

livin’ the wet dream by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

he would fuck up a wet dream 

A person so incompetent he couldn't even adequately perform a natural function.

Don't trust George with that job. He would fuck up a wet dream.

he would fuck up a wet dream by barber of seville May 9, 2019

Wet Dream

When A Ghost Jacks You Off While You Sleeping And You Cum All Over Your Bed.

Joey Went To Sleep At 5 pm And Ilan the big ghost came and jacked him off and gave joey a wet dream

Wet Dream by IlanJoey October 3, 2011

wet dream

What happens when you ignore your penis for too long and it decides to plot out revenge.

Aw, shit. Another wet dream.

wet dream by fdsgwerfg October 15, 2007

Menopause wet dream 

When a mature woman wakes in the middle of the night moist, with a quicken heart beat and a feeling of utter sexual satisfaction. All the while her hands are nowhere near her sweet spot.

wet menopause sex

Betty recognized the positive side of menopause when she awoke from her erotic dream, wet with a quickened pulse, a feeling of utter joy and completely alone following her MWD (menopause wet dream)

Menopause wet dream by Badnancie September 25, 2014

Hitler's wet dream 

Tall and handsome blond-haired, blue-eyed man.

"Check out Hitler's wet dream over there and the Italian Stallion standing next to him."

Hitler's wet dream by AbnormalBoy May 17, 2004

Kansas City wet dream 

The act of eating bbq for lunch and spend the rest of the day drinking and watching sports.

Dave - "How was your weekend?"

Matt - "Great... Had a Kansas City wet dream on Saturday."

Kansas City wet dream by mjm76 April 1, 2011