wesseler

When you drunk masturbate in the shower, then hit your head, fall down and puke on yourself

How was your night last night, not great I Wesselered myself again!

by Bf81818 July 17, 2016

Wessel

Wessels are one of the sweetest, most genuine people you will ever meet. Always there for his friends, supportive, honest, and loyal. Wessels are most definitely your ride or die. They'll be there till the end. ❤❤❤

Man, I'm so glad I met a guy named Wessel, cause' he's amazing!

Wessel is my husband and were getting married soon!

by Shattered Glass August 10, 2022

Wessel

A sheepfucker.

Frank: You hear that noise?
Bert: Yeah. Wessel's fucking sheep again.

by McFucknugget'sbestfriend June 14, 2022

Wessel

The word given to define a person who considers himself to know everything there is to know - depsite the fact that he knows nothing! Everyone else around them knows this ... and he seems oblivious to the fact!

I can't stand this guy, he's such a Wessel !

by Malamute69 February 4, 2010

the wessels

when fucking a chick up the ass, after spraying a load, the act of sucking/licking all jizz out the asshole, and re administering it into the beoches mouth

Last weekend, I pulled the wessels on wessels.

by KCTJ July 30, 2008

Wessel

Geeky nerd xbox fanboy.
Lover of everything IT.

Wessel: I LOVE playing XBOX!

by Odie85 February 4, 2010

Wessel

Wessel is a strong man with a terribly large cock. Because of his large penis he gets a lot of respect from other males and females. Some might say a Wessel gets all the chicks at the party.

Nice cock Wessel!

by Mister cock November 22, 2021