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Welcome Mat

A small patch of pubic hair above a woman's clitoris/vagina/pussy/genitalia. The majority of the pubic hair is shaved clean. See also landing strip or strip of bacon. Can be used with the term hardwood floors.
As she took off her panties, I noticed that she had hardwood floors with a welcome mat.
by ephemereality July 14, 2004
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Welcome Mat

The word Welcome traces its roots in Old English to constituent parts meaning desire and coming and the word Mat has English roots tracing to a comfortable thing laid on the floor to lie on and in Greek for the human eye.
by Masquerader November 11, 2019
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un~welcome mat

It's what you put out by your door when you don't want any company. You take the welcome mat indoors.
I was feeling like shit so I put the un~welcome mat out & brought the regular welcome mat indoors.
by Starchylde May 23, 2016
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Wisconsin Welcome Mat

The act of two females performing oral sex on a man, one on each side of the penis resulting in them kissing while sucking. Aka "Heaven"
Dude, last night, these two girls gave me the Wisconsin Welcome Mat.

No waaaaaay!!!

Yes way! It was like an oral hot dog.
by Bolt Speeeeedman November 23, 2010
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Welcome Mat

Ex.1 Even though the judge has sent him to jaill 5 times, that welcome mat wont pay his child support.

Ex.2 Don't drive in that neighborhood, likley to be shot by a welcome mat.

Ex.3 Hey welcome mat.
by Taquecop May 4, 2008
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purple welcome mat

when your assfucked so hard that your rectum swells up and turnes purple.
by jason dye May 15, 2003
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Georgia welcome mat

Leaving a steaming hot pile of shit by the front door, so whoever enters will either step in it or smear it all over the floor when opening the door.
I knew that bitch of an ex was coming to Joey's, so I left her a Georgia welcome mat.
by TomH January 16, 2008
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