A small patch of pubic hair above a woman's clitoris/vagina/pussy/genitalia. The majority of the pubic hair is shaved clean. See also landing strip or strip of bacon. Can be used with the term hardwood floors.
by ephemereality July 14, 2004
Get the Welcome Matmug. The word Welcome traces its roots in Old English to constituent parts meaning desire and coming and the word Mat has English roots tracing to a comfortable thing laid on the floor to lie on and in Greek for the human eye.
by Masquerader November 11, 2019
Get the Welcome Matmug. It's what you put out by your door when you don't want any company. You take the welcome mat indoors.
by Starchylde May 23, 2016
Get the un~welcome matmug. The act of two females performing oral sex on a man, one on each side of the penis resulting in them kissing while sucking. Aka "Heaven"
Dude, last night, these two girls gave me the Wisconsin Welcome Mat.
No waaaaaay!!!
Yes way! It was like an oral hot dog.
No waaaaaay!!!
Yes way! It was like an oral hot dog.
by Bolt Speeeeedman November 23, 2010
Get the Wisconsin Welcome Matmug. Ex.1 Even though the judge has sent him to jaill 5 times, that welcome mat wont pay his child support.
Ex.2 Don't drive in that neighborhood, likley to be shot by a welcome mat.
Ex.3 Hey welcome mat.
Ex.2 Don't drive in that neighborhood, likley to be shot by a welcome mat.
Ex.3 Hey welcome mat.
by Taquecop May 4, 2008
Get the Welcome Matmug. by jason dye May 15, 2003
Get the purple welcome matmug. Leaving a steaming hot pile of shit by the front door, so whoever enters will either step in it or smear it all over the floor when opening the door.
by TomH January 16, 2008
Get the Georgia welcome matmug.