5 definitions by Fman68

jerky curtains

long pussy lips, worn out pussy, a well used vagina, stretched out labia

her labia resembled a pair of jerky curtains

by Fman68 November 1, 2006

hamster pillow

A small patch of well groomed hair just above the vagina.
A make shift beard for a man or woman when one rests thier chin on the pubic hair resulting in a beard.

She had a perfectly groomed pussy resembling a small hamster pillow. Her hamster pillow was so cute I wanted to rest my head on it.

by Fman68 October 31, 2006

open face bologna sandwich

an open vagina, large pussy, not a pleasant looking pussy

when she opened her legs, I was staring at an open face bologna sandwich

by Fman68 November 1, 2006

brick layer's knuckle

An enlarged clitoris resembling a brick layer's knuckle,
a swollen clitoris similiar to a small penis, not a pleasent sight

her clit was the size of a brick layer's knuckle

by Fman68 November 1, 2006

welcome mat

ungangly, unkept pussy hair which is shocking at first sight. Usually sighted on beaches and pools creeping out from the sides of swimwear.

That bitch's welcome mat was so big when I pulled off her panties a pterodactyl flew out!!

by Fman68 October 31, 2006