weight in poo poo

This is something worthless or worth it's weight in poo poo!

That opinion is worth it's weight in poo poo!

by I, Wreckerrr December 4, 2020

Happy Weight

The weight a female gains after being in a happy relationship.

"Girl, you used to be so skinny! ", "I know, but now I'm thick thanks to this happy weight from Anthony."

by Louise9800 May 28, 2016

Date Weight

The weight a boyfriend/girlfriend gains during a relationship

"have you seen Jenny lately?"

"yeah she's put on some date weight since Ron"

"grody"

by jizzbros February 20, 2017

Need More WEIGHT

1. When someone is benching and they dont have enough WEIGHT.

2. An expression used by Arnold Schwarzenegger when he goes to the gym and puts 600 points and still needs more WEIGHT, followed up by someone quickly hopping right the fuck in and putting on 100 more pounds.

3. An expression used when someone is getting totally baked and the bowl is empty

1. Arnold: Yyyaaauugghhhh! Need more WEIGHT!
Nuker: Oh fuck let me get some more WEIGHT.

2. Nuker1 lets out a fat rip
Nuker1: Need more WEIGHT!
Nuker2: Oh fuck let me pack some green really fucking fast.
Nuker1: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh!

by VAde11 April 15, 2011

moving weight

Selling or transporting drugs

we lived like George Jung by moving weight.

by sec_8 May 7, 2006

Weighted Companion Cube

Your best friend in the whole wide world.

This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.

by Frostblade November 1, 2007

Shit Weight

A person's weight difference before and after taking a shit.

Tim: "I weighed 152lbs before I took a shit. After dropping my shit weight, I weighed 150lbs."

Dennis: "Your shit weight was 2 pounds?! What did you eat?!"

Tim: "Some old chinese food and tacos I found in my car."

by JoeN January 24, 2013