you sleep, you weep

It's like "you snooze, you lose" but better

Alex: "FUCK! You ate the last piece of cake!"
Dan: "You sleep, you weep"

by woror October 3, 2017

weep

To cry silently, without any noises, sometimes without moving or closing one's eyes.

Lola didn't scream when she saw the murderer. She simply started to weep.

by Lisya August 1, 2006

Weep

A diminutive, whimsical, and versatile sort of "nom de plume" for the meaty, veinous, and ultimately legendary - PENIS!

1. "I'm going to peep out my weep"
2. "Stick your weep in her stinky weep-eater!!"
3. "You're a goddamn weephead!"
4. "If you keep talkin' that dirty shit, i'm going to shoot weep-juice from the throbbing head of my weep into your eyes."
5. "This is a weeping good time!"

by Antimimos May 3, 2010

Weasel Weep

The trickle of urine that leaks from the penis after urination, despite shaking

wife: Hey, what are all these stains on the bathroom rug?
husband: Sorry, hun, some weasel weep is unavoidable.

by Jack_KnifedBigRig July 18, 2010

Ba weat grana weep mini bon

A universal greeting meaning hello. Founded by the Transformers series One show

"Hola"
"Ba weat grana weep mini bon."

by matt caringi January 1, 2004

Weep her ween

To weep ones ween

Weep her ween

by it it August 6, 2019

ball weep

a weep from ones ball - an insignificant dribble of man glue from ones testicle (singular, as not worthy of a dribble from both balls)

you are nothing but a ball weep

by Chris Henderson January 7, 2004