dick weevil

One who consumes cock on a massive and devastating scale. This individual is also characterized by their aggravating and persistent presence, despite continuous efforts to eradicate them.

"dude, why do we have to take your brother to the lake? He's a total dick weevil."

by MrBQ June 30, 2014

Weenie Lick Job

The act of getting ones weenie licked by another individual.

Person one: Yo I heard Terry got his weenie licked by Julia last night!

Person two: You mean he got a Weenie Lick Job?? Wow! I'm so proud of him, the classic wlj!

by orgocuck32 May 7, 2019

Weenular

wē-n(y)oō-lär

1: (adjective) Of or pertaining to weenis.

2:(Chiefly Archaic) noun- A system of philosophical reasoning that deals with many abstract thoughts or reasoning principles such being, knowing, substance, cause, identity, time, and space.

3: A part of the body including or near the groin.

Davie: Hey man, how's your weenular?

Adam: Man, it was good, but you know... the economy these days, it's hard times, hard times.

Davie: Ohh, hear you me! I know a thing or two about tough times! Anghhh the weenular!

by TheSandPaperSniffer September 16, 2011

weenie tickle

That strange tickling or "fizzy" feeling males experience in their penis while riding roller coasters or going over undulations in bumpy roads. Occurs during brief periods of weightlessness.

Whoa! That railroad crossing just gave me some major weenie tickle!

by theycallmebfp March 6, 2017

weight weenie

Road Bicycle enthusiast who becomes obsessed with subtracting weight from his bicycle at all costs, including overriding safety concerns and practicality. A Weight Weenie will always replace a 100 gram component with a 99 gram component regardless of all other factors, including cost, durability, and overall design and functionality. Materials that are commonly used in the pursuit of lightness include: aluminum, carbon fiber, composites, and titanium.

Your bike weighs only 8 pounds, you must be a total Weight Weenie !

by Titanium Frame Builder November 14, 2007

Super Duper Weenie Effect

When someone is the only person in a group to have done a certain thing, so they over hype it to make it seem like the best thing in the world.

Jack went to a hotdog stand and has been talking about it for 5 days since, talk about a Super Duper Weenie Effect.

Steve said that girl he got with was way hotter than she really was, holy SDWE.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 23, 2019

Bin Weevils

The next Fortnite. This beautiful game is like club penguin but better.

Guys Call me Stupid But I Think Bin Weevils Is The Next Fortnite

by LegitMemeulous June 11, 2018