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avetard weekend

For an avetard the weekend consists of Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. This is because an avetard never goes to class during the week and wakes up at 2 pm everyday because they were extremely baked the night before. It's always the weekend for an avetard
An avetard weekend consists of literally everyday of the week, those dudes are so lazy.
by TurnM3Up November 15, 2019
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Dallon Weekes

Greatest dad, amazing husband (I suppose lmao Breezy where u @) and worlds best bassist.

Dallon is a very tall but very handsome 37 year old man who has been in some pretty cool bands. The Brobecks and Panic! at the Disco are 2 of those pretty cool bands, but let’s not forget his current 80’s sounding indie band I Don’t Know How But They Found Me he sings AND obviously plays bass for with his best friend Ryan Seaman (former Falling in Reverse drummer) he has known for almost a decade now.
Dallon is married to Breezy Dawn Douglas who’s an amazing actress, model AND geek. They have 2 beautiful children, Amélie and Knox Weekes who are both named after fictional characters. Some random facts about the Weekes family are that Dallon and Breezy’s favorite show to watch is Doctor Who and that Dallon is obsessed with Dr. Pepper (why don’t they sponsor him already smh. oh and he’s also trying to lower his daily doses of soda so he can be all fit and healthy again #vegan)
Dallon is also known as a ‘Twitter Baddie’ because all of this tweets are iconic and relatable.
me: Don’t you just LOVE that tweet Dallon Weekes just put out?

them: yes! he is so relatable.
by Rian Rozz August 19, 2018
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Golden Weekend

A weekend in which a medical professional, usually a medical student or doctor, has both Saturday and Sunday to himself/herself, neither working at the hospital nor on call. Often rare, especially among interns and residents.
Just three more paracenteses, two subclavian lines, and one arterial blood gas to finish before I start my golden weekend! Just think how much studying I can do with two whole days!
by HEENT: WNL August 12, 2011
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Weekend Wormhole

Distortion of spacetime between 5pm on Friday and 8am Monday causing one the feeling that there was no weekend at all.
Jeez, it's Monday morning already. I must have gone through a weekend wormhole. It feels like last week just ended.
by SteveReilly February 5, 2010
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A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend

The term you use when you are lying about where you were (whilst under investigation about sex-trafficking).
Is it right that you threw a birthday party for Jeffery Epstein’s girlfriend.

Prince Andrew: Nope. A shooting weekend. Just “a straight forward shooting weekend”.
by PrinceAndrewIsGuilty July 7, 2020
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Dallon Weekes

Little 6'4'' cutie with beautiful deep blue eyes. World's okayest bassist. Member of Dr Pepper cult. Probably, the best partner for Ryan Ross.
Fans: @DallonWeekes hey dad how was your day?
Dallon Weekes: I'm not your dad.
by panicisnotonfire August 10, 2015
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weekend vape

A vape used solely on the weekends. Particularly for those who either only hit the vapes of their peers or are hesitant to admit their mild addiction to nicotine.
“Mom relax, it’s a just a weekend vape.”
“Hey it’s Friday, let’s go get a weekend vape.”
What are you doing?! It’s Tuesday and you’re still hitting the weekend vape, WTF?!”
“WEEKEND VAAAAAPE!!!”
by Weekendvape January 7, 2023
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