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weenis

Its actually the skin on your elbow.
Ow, I hit my weenis on the refrigerator.
by Ric October 10, 2003
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Penis Weeniser

Trademarked insult originating from the word weenis, which means "to imagaine." Therefore, a penis weeniser is one who thinks about penises all the time.
8===D what do u see on yer computer screen? That's nasty, you penis weeniser!
by SB September 13, 2004
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Weenis

The flap of skin on your elbow
"Damn I just scratched my Weenis on a piece of cabbage
by whaleruslover226 August 28, 2016
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eeny-weenis-japenis

A man with a small pecker, like those of the white-hooker-hungry-over-40-year-old japanese-business-men who frequent geisha houses, because no real woman would want such a loser with nothing going on downstairs.
1. the dude can never hang on to a chick cuz of his eeny-weenis-japenis.
by BlaznFattyz May 13, 2005
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Weenisology

Weenisology is the study of the best skin on the body, the loose elbow skin. This study is world renowned and should be spread into the depths of human society. Everyone and their should know about their Weeni (Weenis plural). Weeni are very interesting, and have a lot of material to cover. Let me know if you have 69 hours to talk about Weenisology, I would love to spread the gospel of the Weeni. I was informed of the Weenis in the year 2069 when my mom told me about the birds, and the bees, and the Weeni, and I was instantly hooked. I needed to know more. I fiended the Weeni. I went to study Weenisology at the prestigious UW (University of Weenis). I became the worlds foremost expert, with 5 PhD’s in Weenisology. Enough about me and my Weenis background, I wanna talk about your Weenis, and your life. Weeni knows no gender, race, creed, religion, or ethnicity. Feel free to talk and show everyone your Weenis. Let me know if you have 69 hours to talk about Weenisology, I would love to spread the gospel of the Weeni.
Person: I love Weenis with all my heart. I love how stretchy it is. Weenisology is my favorite study.
by the weenis master September 23, 2022
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weenis

THE BAND: sings remixes of adle vice and original compositions; some of which include: "Dinner is on the table" a Southern anthem, "Penis here, Penis there": one woman's opinioin of the roll of men's reproductive organs in society, "Down with Bush" the honest song about the defective Republican party, and others . . . check them out.
That cool band Weenis makes some chill jams!
by a fan December 18, 2004
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weenis

The band, consisting of two lead vocalists, one trianglest, one ukeleleist, and one drummer.
Wow, Weenis sure makes swell music!
by Alyx June 13, 2004
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