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weebeasts

A small highly intelligent species thought to have originated from Pangaea then spread across the world becoming various creatures of myth and legend. Recorded and archived by explorer Micah Linton.
weebeasts have been called goblin, elf, troll, gremlin, pixie, etc
by researchED August 2, 2008
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weedtease

When your friend smokes you one or two bowls, then tells you he has promised out the rest of his weed and you must quit for the night.
John is such a weedtease. After one bong, he put away his weed saying he wanted to save it for later.
by Aquamarine151 September 28, 2009
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weedeater gas

Man, I got tore up on that weedeater gas last night!
by themoodyone August 8, 2009
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Weedeater (mammal)

<Found in the homoerectus genial family>
<warm-blooded mammal>
Domesticated in North America. Promenate in mainly colder climates, but able to live in temperate climates.

n: Main purpose is used commercially for the purpose of fertilization and grooming of lawns, farms, and golf courses. Feed off of planetary weeds and disease infected grasses. Natural digestive enzymes within weedeaters internalize and filter carcinogens that cause cancer. Currently on the Endangered Species List because of excess poaching in the 1960's and inhalation and consumption of deadly fertilizers and golf balls. Due to the endangerment of the Weedeater, the weedeater preservation Society (WPS) was created in the early 90's in association with PETA to conserve such a vital species to grasslands. Predominately found in western countries such as Ireland where they roam freely. The posession of a weedeater is seen as a high symbol of society in some foreign countries. In North America, some middle-class and upper-class citizens and families own or breed the weedeater. The price of a weedeater runs approximately $750-$1250 depending upon its pedigree and age.

V: To be a person that enjoys vegetables.
The National Country Club of Ireland owns approximately eleven Weedeater (mammal) in order to take care of their three-hundred forty-five acres of golf holes.
by McLanahan O'Shetfield March 12, 2008
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Weedlestoop

Guy1: "DUDE! Your girlfriend is such a WEEDLESTOOP."

Guy2: "Fuck you! You fucking reepadoompa!"
by Dunker Punker McSparrybins October 7, 2011
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Weedeater

"That weedeater came round and cut my crop!"
by herbalgerbal April 6, 2009
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weedfarts

When you swallow a large amount of weed in one night, and the next day your farts smell absolutely rotten.
I can't go out today, I've got a serious case of the weedfarts.
by JonBon3311 April 20, 2017
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