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wear the fox hat

Having a woman sitting on your face. A woman with a very large hairy bush. And if she is a red-head, it is a perfect fox hat.
Dude 1: "Tonight my friend, I shall wear the fox hat."
Dude 2: "Yo Dawg! Way to go, my man."
by Wizards Sleeve March 6, 2007
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Wearing a big hat

The act of being inebriated to dangerous levels of excess
Possum Jenkins: Hey, what did you do for halloween?
Ollie: We had a party, I was wearing a big hat for most of the night.
by TheRiverMan November 2, 2010
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Wear the hat

To walk the talk, present the stone, you are the shit and anyone who has their brains fully on will know you are wearing the hat. When you are the polymath, still remain humble about it even thru successful pioneering. Don't take shit from the miserable nagging crows that talk shit and eat shit. You are a peaceful lion. A king or queen. Welcome to the pack.
Do whatever you have to do to figure things out. Wear the hat. Because only you know how it needs to fit.
by Retrostyle November 30, 2020
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Wearing The Hat

A term used to describe when one is high on marijuana
dude I am totally wearing the hat today.
by depressfox November 18, 2010
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Millions wear the hats

A silly meme about gnomes living in the forest

It is mostly featured on tiktok/instagram
Millions wear the hats, they notice me trying to find them
by thetruthishereyes May 24, 2023
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to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.
your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!
by discombobulator! November 21, 2010
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wear the hat

by Serenity82 November 2, 2008
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