Every guys weakness is a girl with lipgloss on, messy bun, Nike pro shorts and a little bit chubby belly on gawd if u look like this he will marry you. Don’t matter why race he is or u are he will marry u
Getting extremely drunk on a small amount of alcohol. Only happenswhen you decided to drink during the week.
1. This Tuesday hangover is gonna suck donkey balls. I'm suffering from during-the-weakness!
2. This Saturday morning is awesome. I feel fine after all those tequilas last night. Fuck during-the-weakness!
3. Guy A: "Why is that i can hammer 19 beers on friday and saturday night, but only 5 from monday to thursday?"
Guy B: "You suffer from during-the-weakness, dude."
when you wake up in the morning and the blood is like lead in your veins, the severity differs from person to person, for some it might just be hard lifting or working out right away, for others it makes it impossible to stand, button your jeans, or even pull the cap off of toothpaste.
Jim: "Wanna go lift today?"
John: "Sure, but I'm only gonna be able to do half my normal weight for the first 30 minutes"
Jim: "Why?"
John: "Morning weakness is a bitch"