waterproof plastic

some sort of material that is non-water absorbent and reflects water on both sides

waterproof plastic is useful when having sex.

by thewaterproofcompany August 22, 2011

Waterproof Towel

Used to state how useless something is.

Very cleverly used in sarcastic sentences.

Joey: Dude, I got more soap!
Ben: It looks pretty filthy...
Joey: So...?
Ben: So its about as useful as a waterproof towel

by JoeyMo December 9, 2008

Waterproof Suit

A condom or means of protected sex.

Before you go in make sure you have on your waterproof suit

by Lexx Diamond November 26, 2018

Basement Waterproofing

To permanently eliminate water seepage in your foundation, crawlspace, or basement.

repair options

1. Water management
2. Excavatiion
3. Replace foundation

We had a Water Management system installed as our Basement Waterproofing. Other companies wanted to excavate around our entire home.

by Paul J. Thornton October 7, 2007

south jersey waterproofers

Waterproofing contractors that service South Jersey.

I used the computer to find south jersey waterproofers.

by Paul Thornton November 27, 2007

new jersey waterproofers

New Jersey has the most Waterproofers in the nation!

There are hundreds of New Jersey Waterproofers!

by Paul Thornton November 27, 2007

Waterproofing my new shoes

A lowkey way of saying you're going to smoke something.

"Yo anyone tryna help me? I'm waterproofing my new shoes?"
"Yeah, man. I'll help you."

by LowkeyHender October 1, 2016