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Waterproof Suit

Before you go in make sure you have on your waterproof suit
by Lexx Diamond November 26, 2018
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Waterproof pants

The type of pants recommended for a bunch of guys who party hard, drink a lot and may hit a pool party or lagoon style jam. It’ll be used to keep their junk from impregnating other girls by mistake, hence the waterproof necessity. Also good for rain.
Yo, these waterproof pants saved me from child support nuff times still.
by Pete442 June 11, 2018
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waterproof matches

Refers to social "pairings" (i.e., friendships, romantic/business relationships, marriages, etc.) that are of sufficient "durability" that they are "impermeable to moisture-related mishaps"; i.e., the couples' bond of amicable feelings with each other will not be adversely affected by stressful/unfortunate "H20-type" events that can happen in everyday life, such as getting caught in the rain, accidentally stepping/falling into deep puddles, etc.
Waterproof matches are all well and good in and of themselves, but another true --- and necessary --- test of a compatible union between two individuals would have to be a "trial by fire"... as Tevya's young daughters vehemently remonstrated in "Fiddler On The Roof", "playing with matches, a girl can get burned"!
by QuacksO April 20, 2019
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Waterproof Ice

Eh, is that what waterproof ice?

Yeah.

But, why?

So it doesn't melt.
by lolplease454 July 30, 2022
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waterproof picnic blanket

An obvious euphemism for an outdoor, wet-weather orgy.
Janet and Bill have invited us to a waterproof picnic blanket on Saturday. I said we'd go if we've got nothing on.
by L0lWh0t August 16, 2022
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waterproofed

When you inadvertantly scam yourself without realising
My friend tried to get his 'Rolex' waterproofed by the guy who sold it to him at the street markets in Bangkok...
by skepticsteve March 23, 2010
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Waterfloof

the most common word in the language of Sassy Cow Land

Meaning status - unknown by everybody except Katie Jess and Elizabeth
WATERFLOOF
by Jefferson June 8, 2020
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