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water the plants 

KID) Mom, we're going to go water the plants!
MOM) Okay, don't use too much water though!

water these plants 

its to tell someone to get off your case and go do what they are suppose to do, to mind their own business
I was laying on my couch watching tv and my girl comes talking about I party to much on the weekend. so I tell her "water these plants"
water these plants by lcossiving February 24, 2009

Water my plants 

A phrase used to imply a form or self pleasure; masturbation
The lofi music made me want to get up and water my plants.
Water my plants by Chumbucket October 15, 2022

Water Synthesis Plants

The alchemist's dream turned industrial: making fresh water from thin air or from its base atoms. Advanced versions don't just pull humidity from the atmosphere (like fancy dehumidifiers); they chemically synthesize it by burning hydrogen in oxygen (H₂ + O₂ → H₂O), a process requiring vast amounts of energy and a source of hydrogen (like electrolysis of seawater). On a colony world with no liquid water, this is the life-support technology that lets you build a civilization, provided you have a massive power source to run the reaction at scale.
*Example: "Marsport survives because of the massive water synthesis plant outside the dome. It cracks ice mined from the poles into hydrogen and oxygen, then recombines them into pure drinking water for the city. It's our most energy-hungry facility, but also our most vital." Water Synthesis Plants
Water Synthesis Plants by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

Water each other's plants 

1. To maintain an office-relationship between adjacent plant-owners who water each other's plants in the absence of one or the other.

2. By extension, to keep each other company.
"I think they had a plant-relationship back in meat space."
"What do you mean?"
"They used to water each other's plants back when we were in the office."
"Oh, like kept each other company?"
"Yeah; but they literally watered each other's plants, too."