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The phenomenon of losing track of time at work after falling down a compelling conversational rabbit hole with a workmate.
That two-and-a-half hour workplace time warp almost got my ass fired!
by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2018
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Warped Tour Bodysuit

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When an individual chooses to adorn themselves with tattoos exclusively on their hands and necks, and nowhere else so that when said individual is wearing a hoodie sweater, it appears as though they are heavily tattooed.
Observer #1: "Damn, that guy wearing the tight girl pants is all tattooed up!"

Observer #2: "Naw son, I know that guy. He only has his neck and hands tattooed a.k.a Warped Tour Bodysuit."

Observer #1: "For realsies? Lame!"
by TattooedHooligan December 16, 2011
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Bear Warp

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(n.) A secret mode of transportation available only to bears. A bear using the bear warp will spin once on the spot and appear immediately at the location, however remote, that he or she has in mind as he or she turns to initiate the warp. Often, when there are people around, a life-like shadow image of the warping bear will persist in the location he or she has just left to make it seem the bear has not warped; this is to protect the secret of Bear Warping from people and other animals.

(v.) To use the Bear Warp system. Only bears can use it.
Example #1:

First Bear: "Hey there, friend. How are you getting to the Berries 'N' Honey festival tonight?"

Second Bear: "Hi! I won't be finished fishing for trout in the river for a while, so I guess I'll have to use the Bear Warp to get there on time."

Example #2

Little Bear: "Hey Mama Bear, what is that bear doing over there? It looks like he is sitting down, but there is no chair underneath him! Is he crazy?"

Mama Bear: "No, Little Bear! He probably just used the Bear Warp and is sitting in a seat wherever his Warp Destination is."
by talbear13 January 21, 2011
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Based Warp

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While playing games or looking through games and you switch from one console game to the next with out saying anything.
"We just transfered to the Xbox to the PS2. This is what you cal dat based warp. When you transfer games and you don't even say it."
- LIL B THE BASED GOD
by @Orionsimm September 8, 2011
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homework warped

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When you have done so much homework and/or reaserch you become mindless and emotionless, unable of proper socilization and communication.
I walked into the kitchen totaly homework warped.
by Taylor24 April 20, 2007
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wardy

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A term originating in uptown New Orleans that, roots are in the sectioning of the city. New Orleans is sectioned in to wards and eventually this term wardy was used in referents to one who lives in a ward. But the span of the word has grown to include any and all people. It most used as a term of endearment to others or are just a way of addressing someone.
1)what's up wardy
2)wardy what you get in to
3)wardy I know you an't fucking playing with me
by black October 13, 2004
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